Sean Larson

I definitely think I’m funnier than I actually am

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@TJ_xxxx It’s over 1k 👀

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@trixiemattel #showusyourcostume ugly stepsister from Shrek in 2022. Sanderson Sisters in 2023. This year? Mrs. Doubtfire

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@girthmasterr Bet you $1k I could

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@Wyattbobbypit That doesn’t even look remotely real

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@PierceParisXXX We already are. You haven’t opened my gift in months lol

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@Spikey20Dee Razor

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This is a PSA to men everywhere. If you’re going to send a dick pic, don’t send me a picture of your flaccid cock. What the fuck is the point?

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@diegosansporn 👅

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@PierceParisXXX

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Why is it that I can shove a 9” dick all the way down my throat without thinking twice about it but the second a toothbrush touches my tongue, I’m on the verge of throwing up? My body needs to get it together

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I think I crushed halloween this year

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@parkerwoodsx

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Post Malone sounds like he has an industrial strength vibrator up his ass when he sings. Just the worst

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It is the last day of pride month and I am severely disappointed in the lack of volunteers

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It’s officially pride month and I’m tryna suck as many dicks as possible. Any volunteers?

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It’s officially pride month and I’m tryna suck as many dicks as possible. Any volunteers?

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If they don’t call the next Fast & Furious movie “Fast10 your seatbelts” I’m going to be pissed

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“You gotta start eating on your lunch break or you’re gonna be all eyeballs and arseholes before you know it” - my dad for some reason

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Some people age like a fine wine. I’m aging like milk

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People who smoke weed, why is that your entire personality? Learn to talk about LITERALLY anything else…

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Okay I literally just got home from sucking a dick and I’m already back on Grindr. Why am I like this