Sean Comiskey

Oh Pish Posh

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Martin O'Neill is gone, you say?"

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Hargreaves:

'If it wasn't for the mistakes over the both legs Bayern would be ahead. By far the better team'

[Tiegan @tiegankenny]

Why do Americans always refer to Europe as one whole country? “When I went to Europe” like where did you go , Venice or crumlin?

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

Manchester United beating Manchester City away to deny them the title then losing to West Brom at home to give them the title is like cheating on your Mrs with Jennifer Lawrence, getting away with it then getting caught cheating with Katie Price.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

These vituperous attacks on Michael Oliver and his wife are repugnant. Big admirer of Buffon but his behaviour since has been inflammatory and out of order. Oliver was doing his job and hard to argue against his decisions. Understand the emotion but time to defuse it, Gianluigi.

[Sean Comiskey @sean__comiskey2]

@JamieBrysonCPNI The player being an individual has a right to dual citizenship, therefore has every right to pick whether he plays for NI or ROI. You can't deny a player having their own identity be it Irish or Northern Irish based on your opinion.

[Sean Comiskey @sean__comiskey2]

Dua Lipa is surprisingly good

[Sean Comiskey @sean__comiskey2]

@vancejoy new album is fantastic

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Leroy Sane subbed on for Man City, after the most miraculous recovery since Jesus Christ.

[Millie Payne @_milliepayne]

Secondary school: 5 hours of lessons a day. Sixth form: wondering how you survived secondary school without free periods. Uni: feel sick at the thought of an hour and a half lecture starting at 9am

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Today will henceforth be a day of mourning in Ireland, with the world's greatest footballer, Wesley Hoolahan, announcing his international retirement. In times like these we need to support each other and stick together. Be strong.

[Sean Comiskey @sean__comiskey2]

@CaolanGarvey97 https://t.co/6epwbIYiDQ

[Sean Comiskey @sean__comiskey2]

@CaolanGarvey97 @_RichardAmofa Jesus Christ

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Alexis Sanchez: 'Since I was younger it has always been my dream to play for Man Utd'

Mkhitaryan: 'It's my dream come true to play for Arsenal'

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: After spending 10 minutes with Jesse Lingard in training, and watching him do his shit little dances, and muttering "is that lad really 25 years old?" to himself in Spanish, new Manchester United signing Alexis Sanchez has handed in a transfer request. More to follow.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Eden Hazard, N'Golo Kante and Alvaro Morata currently being taught a footballing lesson by the great Wesley Hoolahan at Stamford Bridge.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Love that song Chelsea play before games.

*clap clap clap clap*, CHELSEA!

Almost as good as CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEAAAA!

Such a good catalogue.

[Callum Forster @Forster_Callum]

Why do all these lasses out of Geordie shore, towie etc, lose abit weight then think they fitness gods and bring a fitness dvd out. don’t see my mam bring one out after she wins slimmer of the week on a Monday night

[Mikael Silvestre @IamMSilvestre]

Nothing to add ... @JesseLingard is on 🔥🔥🔥#evemun #mufc