Sean Patterson

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cacophobia is the fear of ugly people.

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

3 cowboys hats and 5 morbidly obese people on my flight #texas #goldenarches

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Wheels are coming off in breaking bad #lovemeth

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Typical

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

@kungpowie21 only buys Veblen goods #offtherack

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

“@UberFacts: The Japanese word for female masturbation is “shiko shiko manzuri” which translates to “ten thousands rubs.””@MourDeezBs

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Friday. #friday

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

"Latch" by disclosure. You're all welcome

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Sundays are for cooking meth @MourDeezBs #walt

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Just wanna say "52s the mike" with meaning once in my life...just once #godblessit #qb2inhighschool

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

@ascola09

[First World Problems @firstworldme]

My grandfather built a theme park, and now there are velociraptors in the kitchen. #firstworldproblems

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Do you even cape bro? @wallyL22 @MourDeezBs

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Don't watch sportcenters "going home" video dolo #beersandtears

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Finding Nemo is the best-selling DVD of all time.

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

We are legends @MRhone17 #humblebrag

[Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards]

Ference all but says goodbye to Bs with cap issues ahead; We remember his toughness, his brains, and community contributions. Job well done.

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

Hey @kanyewest can't believe you didn't name your baby overtime #extratime #bostonroxxxx

[Michael Pina @MichaelVPina]

@MourDeezBs If you text me about Wale's new album before listening to Yeezus our friendship is over.

[Sean Patterson @sean_mcpee]

See ya