bev

what is your spaghetti policy here?

[bev @seanabraaa]

Ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clerb

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Yeah turn this shit UP

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

David Hogg to Scott Jennings: "People are tired of being lectured by men with Rolexes on CNN about affordability in this country."

[your fav papi 👅 @heyits_erik]

a gay man named sexiest man alive.
a muslim mayor of nyc.
prop 50 passed in california.
trump still fat, hideous and useless.

[Becky Stern @beckytalksfast]

crazy the next mayor of New York City is likely a SEN10R

[charlotte 🐇౨ৎ @charaarlotte]

Frankenstein was literally written by a woman

[James @jamesmacd10]

this is one of the most hunger games capital ass dystopian things I’ve ever seen

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

"As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is that he openly rejects the basic moral teachings of Jesus"

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

"The killer was a tranny no the bullets were trans no actually his roommate was trans" do you hear yourselves

[101iight @101Iight]

How it feels to talk about sunscreen

[sol @intothesoll]

our girl is so resilient, i love earth she is truly tht bitch

[Grace @gracecamille_]

don’t invite me to WINE AND CANVAS by the way. Those UGLY ass paintings. “I did this at a wine and canvas” yeah no shit LOOK at it

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Dorks out here romanticizing towns where the sheriff and bumbling mayor are helpless to stop the beast that awakens every 17 years to feed

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

happy pride month

[mau @rllydu]

do i want to add a fried egg?? what kind of question is that? yes add the fried egg. fuck you

[cay @koralinadean]

cuz im the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in new york city is insidious

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..