Seancellz😈💕

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[Seancellz😈💕 @seancellz]

My bro said he’ll suck my dick for some weed like wtf who does he think I am😭😭😭, first time getting head from a boy story time dropping later tho🤫

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If she has a conversation like this she’s cheating

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Nobody:
My car after going around the block once in gta:

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Abel when he saw Cain pick up the biggest rock in the field

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When you try to resist a police officer and he slams you on the concrete

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When the coach makes you go head up with the biggest nigga on the football team

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When she’s perfect in every way but she doesn’t listen to uzi

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When you airball in the gym while your crush is watching

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When you go outside at night in the summer

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Black dads when their girlfriend gets pregnant

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James Charles when a straight man won’t turn gay for him

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When you invited her over for bible study and she locks your door and starts stripping

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How pornstars look when the camera man records them getting hit from the back

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Nobody:
Micheal Thomas after making a play:

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Nobody:
Abusive Husband’s arms:

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Me at my funeral when someone says he’s in a better place knowing I’m going to hell

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Mosquitoes when I’m outside one minute after the sunset

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When the white kid drops his notebook and you see your name on the “names of people I’m going to kill” page

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Floridians when they meet someone who wasn’t a convicted felon at the age of 16

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Chicago rappers when a car turns the corner and they see someone hanging out the window with a gun