Sean Murphy

Husband, dad, writer, and diabetic. “Life isn’t funny, so you have to do things to make it funny.” Jerry Lewis

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It's easy to say ‘It's not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Vice President Harris announces that medical debt can no longer be used to help determine your credit score. This is a big deal. Retweet so all Americans hear this incredible news.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you think a football player kneeling for the anthem was unpatriotic but a Supreme Court Justice flying our Flag upside down is fine, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole and you’re in a fucking cult.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I might post this every day from now until November.
Because as long as Trump says he’s being indicted for “them”, I’m going to tell them it’s bullshit.
Because it is.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump was the first president in 28 years to not serve a second term, the first to lose the Presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term, the first president in 129 years to lose the popular vote twice, the first ever to fail to hit a 50% approval rating at any point during their presidency, the first to be impeached twice, to be banned from social media and the first to have their home searched for official national security documents, or anything else for that matter, the first serving or former president to be found liable of sexual abuse, business fraud and defamation, the first, second, third and fourth serving or former president to be criminally indicted and the first ever with a mugshot.

The “red wave” never came in 2022, last November’s elections were a tsunami of blue, and since the overturning of Roe Vs Wade, Republicans have lost 8 out of 8 state ballot measure battles on the issue of abortion.

All of this, as they’ve removed their own Speaker, expelled their own member, whittled their already razor-thin House majority down to essentially nothing, maintain a minority in the Senate, and have had signed into law, the fewest bills since the Great Depression.

Oh yeah, and they’re tethered to a quadruply indicted business fraud sexual abuser who faces multiple fairly imminent criminal convictions.

They’ve done nothing about inflation or the prices of eggs, gas or milk, and they’re flat out refusing to do a damn thing about the border, yet they continue to spend our hard-earned tax dollars on sham d*ck pic hearings and phony impeachments.

When you put all of that together, it really is shocking that no one with a single firing synapse wants to see any of them in power, isn’t it?

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@shampooisbetter @LesBowen I have a good friend who is a huge Giants fan but he couldn’t stand Eli Manning. I told him if Manning had won two Super Bowls as an Eagle, there would be multiple statues of him around Philadelphia.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@shlynch @LesBowen Good catch. My bad.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@bcchuck22 @jjones9 @NFL And every year teams take their best guess as to who the next great one will be. Did anyone really know Mahomes was going to be this good? So much of it comes down to organizational luck.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@brianros1 I just wish he was a little more of a genius when he was in Philadelphia. I can’t help it, I’m a bitter guy.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@brianros1 Does this mean I get to nominate Leon Stickle for his missed off sides call against the Islanders when they scored a crucial goal against the Flyers in the 1980 Stanley Cup Finals? You suck Stickle!

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@dougboneparth Just need to finish the sentence: …in low-cost index funds spread across different asset classes.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@brianros1 I think I will watch a Hallmark movie with my wife instead. It will be a lot less painful.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@LesBowen Maybe I will watch a romantic comedy with my wife instead of the Super Bowl. It will be a lot less painful.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Today I asked my colleagues to pass my universal firearms background checks legislation. It's supported by 90% of Americans and would save thousands of lives.

Republicans blocked it.

Three hours later, another mass shooting in UNLV.

This carnage is a choice.

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Is this pass interference?

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@AdamSchefter Can he play linebacker?

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@BenjaminSolak @LesBowen Roseman needs to get over his blindspot for the linebacker position.

[Sean Murphy @SeanDMurphy]

@LesBowen Roseman needs to get over his linebacker blindspot. This is ridiculous.

[Les Bowen @LesBowen]

I’m not sure why Dom has to leave. What exactly did he do, other than stand between Greelaw and Smith and say “that was bullshit”?