apparently the only way I’m allowed to bring our daughter home from the hospital in @dallasmavs or @dallascowboys gear, is if it’s pink, and if a player pays for my paternity leave. @em0tionalshorty is making this borderline impossible, so I’m left to beg for the internet to help
@realonlinejack@spurs feels like they’re borderline blowing it up, id give a future pick, mcgee, and green or hardy if it meant a more solid starting rotation
Crockett: My Republican colleagues want to talk about keeping DC streets crime free. They can’t even keep the halls of Congress crime free.. My freshman colleague has just been indicted on 13 counts…