My wife says I'm "condescending", but she pronounces it "condense-sending". I can't correct her because that would be condescending, you see. It's killing me.
@DaveTodayFM I pulled over one day and found a suitcase with puppies in it just abandoned. I called ISPCA and the lady said, are the puppies moving?
I said, well it would explain the suitcase.
@ladbible Met a really nice guy at a Robbie Williams gog. Said he was an insurance salesman. We had a beer and a good chat.......
Through it all, he offered me protection ..
@UberFacts I grew up on a diary far and the cows were treated like queens. Green grass, hills and the best veterinary you can find. I agree this footage is cruel looking, but don't paint all farmers with the same brush
@Photobox received this email 2 days ago that my piece was being printed. Checked my order on the app and it has been cancelled. No notification, no email , the money taken from my account and my wife's 1st mother's day ruined. Explain this please!!
@DaveTodayFM Auditioned for Nickleback's production of the nativity as a wise man and Fagan in their production of Oliver twist.
Didn't get either role. Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
Sean
@XRPcryptowolf You just keep doing what your doing. Huge fan of your content. There is a lot of picks on here. Don't let these keyboard warriors get to you. Everyone has their bad days lad. Much love 🇮🇪
Mad fucking world. Branson furloughs staff and calls for tax payers money to bail out Virgin. Bezos, richest man in the world. Company does everything to avoid paying tax. Both go to space and not a word. Marcus Rashford plays footy, feeds kids and gets slated. Disgrace. 😡😡😡