seanISme

Swearing on the internet. Swearing on trains.

BSFC no.1071

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Is there something wrong babe? You're not wearing your Disco Ball Helmet with Retractable Visor Silver Glitter Mirror Glass Disco Ball Hat Helmet for Women Men DJ Club Stage Bar Party Wedding!

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When travelling place a life-size @BohemiaStable mannequin outside your accommodation to ward off marauding film critics.

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@BohemiaStable is this the most "Sunlun" headline ever?
https://t.co/9eLhKkWDGF

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I told @ScottishPower that my smart meter was broken in December last year. Nearly 5 months later and it's still broken. Who knows what my actual bill is? Not me. Not @ScottishPower because it's still broken. Glad they've been guessing what it might be though. 😂

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@BohemiaStable Teen Wolf.

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@BlythsGreenArmy Piss poor.

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@BohemiaStable

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Want to hang around with piles of dullards with daft Turkey teeth, shite sportswear, and ugly Balenciaga flip-flops? Well instead of spending a fortune going to Dubai simply go to Ponteland instead.

#toptips

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@lonesome_ahle Minimum.

The smart money is on Sam.

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48 minute wait to go from Tynemouth to W Monkseaton or £9 in an @Uber to my door?

How does @My_Metro think they are creating a genuine alternative to taxis or driving?

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@My_Metro Nope. There is no point. I honestly don't want to spend any more of my life dealing with @My_Metro other than to say if the metros are running they are inevitably stinking, way too hot, filthy, and staffed by sociopaths.
Thanks.

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Heating on full whack on the metro, absolutely chocka an aal. Every winda open, the mood is that of captured partizans being shunted away to dig their mass grave. Thanks @My_Metro for another lovely journey.

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England beat shite teams convincingly, that's their thing. Oh and bottling big games.

[Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict]

First rule of Might Club is: You never commit to plans

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@JenSimpson80 just found a @BohemiaStable calling card!

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@BohemiaStable @Filmcasino 😂

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@BohemiaStable @Filmcasino I hope you answered "yes".

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@AyoCaesar What people like Jim mean is "there are places I don't go" not "no-go areas".