Sean Jespersen

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

You turn to me with all your worldly greed and pride...

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@elsathora They have an open air double decker bus system that runs through the neighborhoods and you get on and off as you please with the pass.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@DarrenWStaley @PaulProvenza @KITHOnline How about Rod Torcklson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck !!
@ScottThompson_

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@GlennWool I wish this would reach even one world leader with the balls to say it. The chain reaction would be dangerous but delightfull. Covfefe!

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@ryanhallyall

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@kristinelevine @megbasham She was asked and ridiculous question. That was the proper responce.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@Juniorstopka The first ever comedic Avagadro's number reference.

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@GlennWool I was just going to say don't give him any ideas, but there are a couple of good McDonald's angles here.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@GlennWool Both looking down with uncomfortable smiles. I would imagine they'd let Jimmy the Greek back if they could.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@NotesFromThePen Subscibed

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@HeliumComedyPdx @donmcmillan @JasonsCardMagic @aaThatsGood @MrSteveTrevino @ElleOrlando @bobbyjaycox Amber Autry rules

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@hackoddity In USA we just use Gorilla Glue. Three stitches is the price of solid used car.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@kristinelevine Polo Reacts in YouTube has some good ones. With Charlie Murphy, Prince, and others.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@DougStanhope I like a sauce with cider vinegar, condenced tomato soup, and brown sugar.

[Bobby Caldwell-Kim (BC Kim) @NotesFromThePen]

Bobby’s work was just published, and this is just the beginning. He’s getting the recognition deserving of his creative writing. His piece is in the non-fiction tab and is listed at the top. It’s titled Privacy And Morning Rituals. mc https://t.co/TlWWFOgvjl

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@NotesFromThePen
Sorry to @ you, but I thought you might be heartend by the message.

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

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[Larkin Poe @LarkinPoe]

Tune into @JimmyKimmelLive tomorrow night at 11:35PM / 10:35PM CT for a live performance of our brand new song that’s out tomorrow, “Easy Love Pt. 1” 🙏🙏

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@DXillet "Sorry... sorry, I took the money?"

[Ryan Sickler @ryansickler]

Portland! I’ll see y’all this Saturday at the @aladdintheater! Scoop your tickets now!

https://t.co/GwuEKjXCq3

[Sean Jespersen @SeanJespersen]

@BenSFletcher If we give them Sudetanland, they certainly won't take Chechoslovakia.