Sean Koontz

Fully grown zygote, hiking Maslow's hierarchy and innovating in Identity-based Cybersecurity

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Answering your business questions LIVE! | Tea with GaryVee Episode 75! https://t.co/i3U6kiSilq

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@SenSchumer Time to retire, Chuck.

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him:

- Do you really know how to play guitar?
- Yeah!
- What's your favorite band?
- Guns N' Roses

What happens next is incredible.

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@WellsFargo $35 monthly service fee on a checking account that pays .01% interest. That’s a nice scam.

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@nbcsnl More cutting room floor caviar. Who is writing for you guys now? 14 y/o kids?

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@codeslubber @Jason “Grown with chemicals by people living in slavery”….sounds like we need a senate committee to sort this out. Just don’t mess with my poached egg 🥚

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@Jason Avocado - the healthy fat that tastes like old basement. Wheat germ, move over.

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@JoeBiden Textbook glittering generality. Well done.

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

Pet-infused water…Perrier, are you listening? #GasNoGas

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@SteveMartinToGo Now, dog water…roll the tape. #pets

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/KmlrLxZXCo

[Emily Mossburg (she/her) @EmilyJMossburg]

Identity #security is a major source of frustration for many organizations - but it doesn’t have to be! #DigitalIdentity by @Deloitte, our turnkey solution, handles it all. Get started and #OperateWithDeloitte. @janvanhaecht https://t.co/IL7QkHRYG7 https://t.co/D07B5DBiSr

[Emily Mossburg (she/her) @EmilyJMossburg]

Join #DeloitteCyber at #MWC2023 for the world’s largest connectivity event! Visit the @Deloitte booth for a tour, live demos and #AR experiences. Our team looks forward to seeing you in Barcelona! #MXDR #DigitalIdentity #Cyber #5G #FutureOfCyber #Cloud https://t.co/sYid543kSX

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

@JoJoFromJerz It’s very cute how you are a satirical Democrat proponent.

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

Great to see so many friends/colleagues and celebrate where we’ve been and where we’re going! #SF23 #SailPoint #Deloitte

[Santiago @svpino]

11 ways ChatGPT saves me hours of work every day, and why you'll never outcompete those who use AI effectively.

A list for those who write code:

1 of 16

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

What is the KPI for an unregretted minute? 🤔

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New Twitter will strive to optimize unregretted user-minutes

[Sean Koontz @seankoontz]

Gilligan’s Island reruns > @sethmeyers late night mouthpiece show. Click.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The continents can be arranged to look like a chicken

[Gabriel Sanders / Mexicano / @gabosanders]

Did you know contract workers introduce challenges to third-party access, making agencies vulnerable to #CyberAttacks?
🤔 See what @GradyS, Executive Vice President of Product @SailPoint, has to say about solving such a problem and what the future holds. https://t.co/elfDAGbp5o