Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛

Don't blame me. Blame my brain.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@apopey Balls 10 and 12 will be in that microwave. As predictable as us drawing Salford a year ago.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@AmazonHelp Please could you respond to my DM sent Wednesday at 22:02 (BST)?

I have been sent an incorrect item and am having trouble returning it through the usual steps. Thanks.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@elcartino @BathCity_FC @WSM_AFCOfficial Not if Frank Grimes has got anything to do with it...

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@krish_amesur @LUFC Afternoon, Jurgen 😉

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🎁 Competition time! Enter before midnight Monday and you could win a signed @RobinKoch25 shirt!

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@GrahamSmyth Sorry if I am missing something, but how would this affect van Dijk and Wijnaldum, who play two games in Netherlands? I don't believe they are a corridor country.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@KlichOne So was the flight tracker last night for a different plane? I'm a little confused.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@TheSquareBall I can't believe Dan and Michael kissed the trophy...

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@lufcstats Said the same to my wife when Sky announced the opening games.

We haven't even been beaten 4-0 by Liverpool yet (joke), but looking at Champ fixtures, I can't help but think how bad that league is. Not one game to get excited about.

I feel kind of ashamed for thinking that.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@TheSquareBall Wow! You weren't wrong when you said it was huge. It's like a Yellow Pages!

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@TheSquareBall He's hoping to do his own version of 'The 92'.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

Even if we don't sign Ben White, getting Robin Koch will mean we at least have the player with the best name in the Premier League #lufc

[YEP Sport @YEPSportsdesk]

United's man to fill Ben White's boots - @LUFC #mot - @LeeSobotYEP https://t.co/Vtjp3CPDhC

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@JuceeRob If you believe what you read, Klopp is a fan. Would it be so bad if Liverpool signed White and loaned him to us for the season?

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@JuceeRob It may be time to move on. Hopefully he will stay at Brighton but refuse to sign a new contract. Return for him in a future transfer window. With his value decreasing due to contract length and Potter possibly not playing him, it may get to the stage where they're forced to sell.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@andrewlufclad Gotcha. Makes sense. Haven't bothered with it for a few years, but now we're in it, I'll give it a go.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

Am I the only Leeds fan to been scared to see Ayling trending? Don't worry - it's nothing to do with him leaving! #lufc

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

Now this weather I like. If it gets even cooler, all the better. Just PLEASE no more heatwaves in 2020.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@Rich13900189 @SkyNews So what would be your alternative? Leave families and their children starving on the streets?

and just in case you were wondering, chances are these families do need to be here. They have fled for their lives, so had very little choice.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

@RonJichardson If we can all maintain at least two cars per household, run the kids to school in a massive 4x4 and take long-haul flights whenever we want a holiday, we can achieve this dream.

[Sean 🌈⚽️🐰 💙🏆💛 @seankuk]

Where's my thunderstorm, @bbcweather?

You promise us the world, and then you break our hearts. Plus it's too bloody hot.