Roger Houston

not your average catstronaut. i love sandboxes. my reflexes are insanely fast. i like cream in my coffee. i read the morning paper with my legs crossed

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@CluckTrent @britcoal I'm down clown

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@britcoal @CluckTrent Didn't even hear you!!
Thank you.

Pact still on. Was out of town.

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@realbrockturner Son.Swimmer.Student.Rapist.

Eat a fucking gravestone spoiled cunt

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest Also I may not be back on Twitter today..or tomorrw. So if you find yourself in town, text me If you'd like!

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest Ahhh! How long?

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA What about verifried?

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest Yassss!!!

I can't wait to see you!!

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@hollynunan It's one of the best things I'd seen in a while

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest I so wish we were beers deep in this conversation together. I miss&Love yous. Kiss all the things on your end too!

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest What a strange murdery glitch.
Yeah I droid. I just can't do iPhones.

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest Weird

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest Wut the shitz?!?!

[Justin Halpern @justin_halpern]

The sex stuff in the Trump-Stormy Daniels interview is bizarre but I think this is by far the weirdest thing in the whole transcript:

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@DanMoffTarkin I honestly have no idea when or how I crushed it but it was a bummer.

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@wasp_nest StonrGrl!!!

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA Who started it, Gramps?

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA I like that you come 4 here....did I give your thumb a concussion or do you just always talk 4 shit?

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA I still believe in you, even if you don't beli.....wait...you said you were undefeated and I stood zero chance.
I accept your defeat graciously!

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA I'll whisper how to win in your ear too

[Roger Houston @seanlibby]

@TrentTZA Obviously the next logical step, my friend