Last night I dreamt that I was a character in a new #RatchetAndClank game and we were inexplicably battling an army of Scottish Viking crocodiles. 🤷🏼♂️
@insomniacgames I am available as worst consultant ever, should you ever require my services. Call me. 😂
Had some time to kill at the train station so I decided to browse the bookshop and treat myself to some @StephenKing.
Thanks to the Kindle, this is the first physical copy of a book that I’ve bought in ~2 years; I’ve missed the “new book smell” of fresh, un-riffled pages! 😍😂
Finally managed to realise a long-time dream today by visiting Hobbiton on the last day of my trip to NZ. Even better when the tour guide asked for a volunteer to reenact a scene - I’m sure @TheHobbitMovie casting department are kicking themselves at this missed opportunity. 😳😂
@Bonga_9@Marvel People kissing = ��narrow-minded” apparently.
I think you should have bigger concerns for your kids, namely showing them a bit of affection while you still can.
@stephenfry Summary: Local cretin compares a rugby club’s cancelled Xmas party to Nazi party.
I shamelessly plagiarised your phrase “arse-gravy” in my reply, but if you could personally give me a suitable put-down in the way only Stephen Fry can, it would be much appreciated.
Folk keep pointing out that ‘omicron’ is an anagram of ‘moronic’ as if that automatically entitles them to a seat at the top table at the World Health Organisation.
Never mind any of that, get on Countdown and win yersel a teapot with a clock on it with those skills, hen!
“Always.”
Happy Halloween, muggles.
Hopefully not too accurate as a representation of my actual teaching style, but it did make for a nice last-minute costume to throw together on Friday - thanks for saving my skin, @jk_rowling 😂😂
@Naughty_Dog
Finally braved Grounded mode on The Last of Us - it almost drove me insane, as evidenced by my many deaths! 😱😂
PS Contains adult language. 😅
TLoU Grounded - #36 Epilogue: Endure and Survive https://t.co/NOqgg9wgcx via @YouTube