Sean Plank

I sometimes try to be funny. Other times, I am. Leader, speaker, and avid partaker of wings and coffee.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

"He's fighting for us," they uttered as he demolished walls to build a $200,000,000 ballroom.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

I am tweeting this because I literally don't know what else to do to have USPS actually take responsibility for the mistake and correct it. @USPSNewsHQ @USPSHelp @USPS

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

I am tweeting this because I literally don't know what else to do to have USPS actually take responsibility for the mistake and correct it. @USPSNewsHQ @USPSHelp @usps

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

They also asked me to ask my neighbors to see if they had it, and then tried to tell me it might've been stolen in the short amount of time between supposed delivery and my checking the mail. What a joke. @USPSHelp

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Brian and Sandra are the epitome of hope.

When Brian was diagnosed with ALS, he turned tragedy into action by launching @iamalsorg and leading a movement to find a cure.

I’m inspired by these two—and after you hear their story at the @DemConvention, you will be, too.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

I hate to be that guy that uses this social medium for this purpose, but I have no other choice:

I contacted support at @ChipotleTweets over one of their stores that I consistently get awful service from and haven't received a reply at all. That was on July 1.

Bro.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

Anyway, back over to Threads.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

Oh look, another billionaire got bored and ruined a social media brand.

[Akron RubberDucks @AkronRubberDuck]

It would be wild if we became the Aeros again

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

Boy, Luke Bryan and every other bro-country singer is gonna be ticked.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Alcohol culture is woke. Boozing means participating in cultural rot. This is what the left wants. Liquor stores stayed open while gyms and churches shut down. Conservatives don’t want to admit this. Couple drinks here and there fine. Otherwise - WOKE.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

I'm going to start a service that takes all the TV streaming subscriptions into one with a single monthly cost. I'm going to call it Complete Assembly of Basic Living Entertainment, or CABLE for an acronym.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

Idea: The Odd Couple but with Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

@SummitCCAkron

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

I don't know who let Cruella de Vil into the State of the Union last night but she was kind of a bummer. #sotu2023

[Stephen Bedard 🇨🇦 @SJBedard]

I have never encountered statements by atheists on social media that have made me question my faith. But I often encounter statements by professing Christians that make me wonder what kind of religion I’m a part of.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

@GetSpectrum sorry @spectrum

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

@KySportsRadio I think it's time for another volume of "Mitch Please" except about Barnhart. I'd read it. Also my apologies if this joke has been made too many times.

[Sean Plank @seanplank]

Hey @kevinomccarthy can I get a few votes for Speaker too or no