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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Anfield Papers @AnfieldPapers]

3-3. MANCHESTER UNITED

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL BRUNO FERNANDES WHAT A GOAL!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/qRSexb1FJ9

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Ed Sheeran watches WW2 documentaries with a half and half scarf on

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Police have confirmed a body has been found in the search for three-year-old Noah in Suffolk.

https://t.co/y5kmMlAd7Y

[deej 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @DJ8867_]

I’ve never been more glad to be hated by a club

[Skull Thuggery @SkullThuggeryYT]

Twitter is the best and worst thing ever concocted by the human race

[Jay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jordanpbanks]

Outstanding 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[JT @jt_stamford]

Reminds me of when Chelsea had a brilliant white defensive midfielder named Ngolo Kante.

[Matchroom Boxing @MatchroomBoxing]

THE FINAL RING WALK OF KATIE TAYLOR'S CAREER 😢

THE QUEEN OF THE EMERALD ISLE 💚

#TaylorPili

[DAZN Boxing @DAZNBoxing]

Goosebumps 🤯

This Irish crowd is special 👏

#TaylorPili | LIVE NOW on DAZN ▪️

[Stingr Golf @StingrGolf]

Just another day on the course with the boys 😂😂

[SimeoneSZN #MarescaOUT #FodenOUT #VianaOUT @SimeoneSZN6]

Bought tinder gold to check who liked me

[The Big Step @the_bigstep]

There aren’t many workplaces where someone has to wear clothes advertising a product they had an addiction to.

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

This shit is so fucking funny. If you hate Michael block you live a sorry life. I don’t want the block party to end

[. @seanross1967]

@ClydeSSB Larsson
Brattback
Iheanacho
Timo weah
Elynoussi

[J @Jayveee1888]

In 2018/19 Brendan Rodgers wanted to sign Mcginn, Digne and Castagne, instead Celtic signed Mulumbu, Izaguirre and Manny Perez.

[Road To Cheltenham @RoadCheltenham]

👑 Happy retirement to the King, GALOPIN DES CHAMPS.

[Noah @CelticNoah]

That’s ruined the season for me that last night.

What’s the point in doing this mary go round of staying just ahead of the huns? This is gonna be the case for the rest of time man.

It’s not an achievement whatsoever beating that mob to a title anymore, they are a cesspit.

[Cage Warriors @CageWarriors]

Sean Clancy Jr. is The SCARIEST Prospect in European MMA 🫣😟

Watch him compete for a UFC contract via #DWCS live exclusively on @UFCFightPass