Sean

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

[Sean @seansterfess]

@Complex Reporting on what really matters I see!

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

They are shutting down our government, but *checks notes* keeping Argentina’s open?

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

“Why do people consider Luigi a hero?”

[Shea Jordan Smith @sheajordansmith]

I’m just going to ask this again because I didn’t get a definitive answer the first time…

WHY THE FUCK IS ELON MUSK DOING PRESS BRIEFINGS IN THE WHITE HOUSE FROM THE OVAL OFFICE?!?!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this is what the tiktok ban feels like https://t.co/l9Ha2zLLv5

[Sean @seansterfess]

I feel like this is a metaphor

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cybertruck explodes outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas on New Year’s Day.

[Sean @seansterfess]

What happened to the 5th amendment

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Every Billionaire Right Now:

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Elon Musk Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2024: $447 billion

Jeff Bezos Wealth
2012: $18 billion
2024: $249 billion

Mark Zuckerberg Wealth
2012: $44 billion
2024: $224 billion

Federal Minimum Wage
2009: $7.25 an hour
2024: $7.25 an hour

5 words: Tax billionaires out of existence

[Sean @seansterfess]

I have 1 thing to say: podcast equipment needs to be a LOT more expensive

[Sean @seansterfess]

* Sends picture of Pres & VP in trash bags*
1 hour later : “ Can’t people just agree to disagree and move on?”

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

How is this America First? 🇺🇸

[Sean @seansterfess]

@TMobileHelp @sha_junior78971 Why are you acing like it’s their problem when it’s the ENTIRE CITY not working not just a few people? You don’t realize the excessive people tweeting you about connection this morning? Can you maybe figure it out Instead of telling people to “troubleshoot” when it’s your issue ?

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Ain’t no way 😭

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

happy forgiveness day! i pray everyone who has done me wrong to die

[Rob @robrousseau]

Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide

[Jay 🇯🇲 @jaythink]

Umm when the hell was earthquaks a thing in NYC #earthquake