Sean Taylor

Co-owner of the Magnet Theater, NYC trying to make the world a better place one average/above average joke/slice of pizza at a time.

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Happy National Pizza Day to those who celebrate! #nationalpizzaday #pizza #onedayofpizza @nypizzasuprema ❤️🍕 @ NY Pizza Suprema https://t.co/Vk659n41yV

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Here are some highlights of my Pizza Month (October) 2022 - what are some of yours? https://t.co/h3RwvdWO60 #pizzamonth2022 #nationalpizzamonth #31daysofpizza #covid #mybirthday

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Have you seen this TikTok yet? @31daysofpizza

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Hope you are having a happy Pizza Month (October)! I am as I celebrate it by eating a slice of pizza a day, at a different location with at least once guest. Hard to believe it's been 20 years since my 1st quest for the 31 Days of Pizza. Follow me at https://t.co/Iawembb9zG

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@TrudyCarmichael @31daysofpizza

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@seantaylor___ Not at this time.

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I made a New Year’s resolution to write a joke every day and hopefully by the end of the year one of them will be funny #jokesinprogress

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@thisjunnaito Pong - my dad had it and those weird controllers

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My Manhattan apt doesn’t have a yard - heck it doesn’t even have three feet #jokesinprogress

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Skateboarding and snowboarding are tough but waterboarding is just torture #jokesinprogress

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I was talking to my mom on the phone and I had to apologize for the loud sound the wind was making blowing against the mic. She said told me she didn’t mind and she even preferred it #jokesinprogress

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When I mute the TV all I hear are my stomach noises - I’m not sure if I chose the wrong dinner to eat or the wrong show to watch but my stomach disapproves #jokesinprogress

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We just put a fifth rover on the surface of Mars. If there is life on Mars they’re gonna be pretty freaked out that yet another robot shot out of the sky and and started picking up their rocks #jokesinprogress

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I wear two masks, a face shield, and keep a distance of at least six feet so “yes, I do practice safe sex” #jokesinprogress

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I don’t think anyone is watching but when I step out of the shower I yell “show’s over, boys” just in case #jokesinprogress

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I’m old school - when I say “sup?” I’m asking you to supper #jokesinprogress

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I can’t believe after billions of years, Orion’s belt still fits him! #jokesinprogress

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I realize now when my doctor said I could mix ibuprofen and alcohol that he wasn’t suggesting it as a mixer #jokesinprogress

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Earthquakes are the worst but, to be fair, I’ve never experienced any other planet’s quakes #jokesinprogress

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Road workers can fart all they want and honestly say it’s their asphalt #jokesinprogress