Sean W

AKA The Nimble Hippo. I promote fun and freedom. Please help to correct a horrible injustice by signing the petition at

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Please help to correct a horrible injustice by signing the petition at https://t.co/uIciEC0zFV

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

The difference between what shoppers look like in Walmart vs Target is unbelievable.

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Call me the Energy Optimizer

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

#YangGang https://t.co/goAI2VL47N

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

@BobMurphyEcon I wonder what Patrick Frey would think about this. Is this DA an outlier?

[Gene Epstein @GeneSohoForum]

This debate on US foreign policy between William Kristol & Scott Horton is a definite for Monday May 11. (I know because I arranged it all between these two.) Months away, but tickets are selling fast. Buy yours here.
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[Praying Medic @prayingmedic]

Once you understand this, it'll all start making sense.
https://t.co/cq8X99AvUu

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Is a “pirate cock puncher” a guy that punches pirate cocks or a pirate that punches all cocks?

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Some of the best music to deadlift to is old school @aliciakeys from when she had that young innocent persona. Nothing fires me up like “if I ain’t got you”. #changemymind

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

I’ve been scrolling through #PhiladelphiaShooting tweets and haven’t seen a single one mention the need to #endthedrugwar.

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

A man fired at police after they entered his home and your takeaway is that street gangs brazenly and openly targeted police?

[Sara A. Carter @SaraCarterDC]

The growing drug crisis in America-fueled by drug cartels and increased addiction rates -must be a national priority. When street gangs brazenly target police openly in a shootout as in the #PhiladelphiaShooting something must change. Praying for the officers

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

Mixology 101. The "Sino-Soviet Peach".

I apologize for being remiss in keeping up with my Mixology classes. Reality, unfortunately, has it's own timeframes.

[TOMMIE @TommieAgnst]

Officer Bryant badge numer 10680 smacked the shit out me 🤣 make this go viral

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

New Legislation Outlawing Violent Gun-Wielding Groups Accidentally Bans Federal Government https://t.co/mb2ZxEytfv via @TheBabylonBee

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

If birds are dirty animals, then why doesn’t the slang definition of bird refer specifically to a girl with a dirty pussy?

[MJ @morganisawizard]

no one pass me the aux right now because all im gonna play is kamala harris getting her ass handed to her on a loop

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Moderator: how is the Green New Deal realistic?

Gillibrand: I’m going to Clorox the Oval Office and my friend’s fridge got tipped over

#DemDebate

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

I just learned something new. “Healthcare” is a word that refers to a single service that can easily be given to everybody because the resources required are unlimited #DemDebate

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

We already knew this, but still crazy to watch.

https://t.co/F6BPEQmieJ

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Yes, of course I always let people out first. I also let other people waiting get in first, then stand with my back to the doors looking each person dead in the eyes until I get to my destination floor. #elevatoretiquette

[Sean W @seanthehippo]

Got my Investigate #Chillderburg shirt! So what if it’s XS instead of XL? It’s still awesome!