Sean Platt

I have two hands

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Stop calling into The Ramsey Show with questions about how to handle your $7.4 million 401(k) in your final ten years of life.

“Should we go to Italy or keep saving??? We’re 78 years old!”

Nobody tunes in for success stories.

I want complete devastation.

I need a guy making $16/hr as a part time YMCA pool lifeguard with 5 kids and a wife who just bought a 2026 Yukon Denali at 21% and now has a $1,400 monthly payment.

I need a 50 year old dad on his third marriage who just took out a HELOC to fund his third wife’s grown daughter’s wedding with Jimmy the local tattoo artist who “promises” to pay it back.

I need Denise who took a $400,000 SBA loan for her Etsy candle brand that does $6 in revenue.

No one cares about your social security or pension or your rental property capital gains questions.

I want carnage. Feed me.

[MLB @MLB]

Baseball is coming ...

Pitchers and catchers start reporting this week! #SpringTraining

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

😊🧭🔭 #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

🎅🏻👀 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

T-1 day until #Christmas #CalvinandHobbes

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Existential crisis under a tree: Calvin wants to know if good behavior is really worth it.
#CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

How can I defrost a turkey if it doesn’t fit in the microwave? My entire family is coming over in 2 hours. Help!

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@RampCapitalLLC Peyton and Eli are too busy?

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@rawsalerts If the smoke is black the election is still undecided. If it’s white a new president has been selected.

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@edsbs @HollyAnderson
Go Buffs

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@JasonKirk_fyi Frito burrito

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Wu-Tang Clan pulled up to watch Colorado vs Nebraska 🔥

Coach Prime effect 🔥

🎥: @CUBuffsFootball / IG

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@thecirclebutton me right now #SkoBuffs

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

Fourteen always looks like it’s misspelled

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

🙊 #CalvinandHobbes

[Sean Platt @seantplatt]

@thecirclebutton Looks like the cover of The Secret.

[viva el birdos @vivaelbirdos]

The rarest events in baseball (an open thread) https://t.co/OXjaYBZ2AC

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

This is what Christmas Eve is all about.🎅🏻🎄🎁 #CalvinandHobbes #Christmas

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Don’t mess with Mother Nature. #CalvinandHobbes