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stupid tv! be less depressing!

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Everything is going fine #BugCon2019

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Everything is going fine #BugCon2019

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@leslieleeiii I'm so sorry to hear this YB, we met just the one time but it's a fond memory of a day I'll never forget. all the love to you and your family ❤️

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@vgasparro Fuck right off, supporting a genocide is actually advocating hate and violence you coward. free Palestine 🇵🇸

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cocktail time! apple pie moonshine

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It's your turn. Play the game, Wesley.

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@karengeier that dumb web comic?

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we're really going to have a whole season of The Penguin just to see him put on a top hat and tails in the last 10 minutes of the finale

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bad times were coming no matter who won, but having emboldened all the worst people on the planet still feels pretty bad

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too lazy but, picture Flanders saying "it's time to vote" and rodd says "we're not voting today" and flanders says "you better give me one good reason!" and rodd says "we're Canadian!", that's my vibe today

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be unraveling live on stage

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that's genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There's nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don't bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I've done something for you for you that I haven't done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we're allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It's genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There'll be a time in life where the weave won't finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it's pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father's brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn't know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that's the way it works. It's just one of those things and it's in the family and it's whatever”

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if you so easily succumb to the most basic psychological fallacy ever you probably should go live on a farm away from everyone else and not subject us to your smooth ass brain

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

There’s nothing more to add to this

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@altjayteatoo @itsmesleeves always liked Major Tom in it's original huttese

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new pokemon card game is good
(got lucky opening a pack)

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would've been awesome

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there's a universe where The Terminator went the other direction and became a low budget horror franchise, 5 sequels in 6 years, bad 3D, terminator fighting a psychic teenage John Connor, taking Manhattan, things of this nature

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every kid in one of those inflatable costumes

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now that baseball is over, gotta find another way to know who the #1 sports book is

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my jack o lantern is actually depicting the overreach of a talentless artist, the embodiment of a hack's hubris, it's not a fucked up Beetlejuice

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@JaneOst_ I love them trying to argue too, "hey oh, pass this line it's fair game!"

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spending $2k to go to the world series and getting kicked out in the first inning for being a moron