@chasedownleads I had the opposite of this. "Sir, that number is so small that if I cashed this cheque, given the small fees involved, you would end up owing us money."
Everyone in the bank stood and laughed at me for a full 30 minutes. The bank manager locked the door so I had to endure it.
@bigdaddybunce Buncey, fill a sock with 2-3 snooker balls and next time you see Big John use it to cave his skull in whilst screaming "Who's the fucking Daddy? I'm the fucking Daddy now!"