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Strategic and organic thinker with a creative and bold passion for colorful LED lighting and architecture

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE LEWD MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT TRUMP'S STATE FAIR. THE MAN WILL NOW BE PARDONED BY DONALD TRUMP. PAID $1 MILLION FROM THE SLUSH FUND, AND MADE THE NEW SECRETARY OF SEX EDUCATION, CUSTODIAN OF THE EPSTEIN FILES, AND DIRECTOR OF THE CIA.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HAVING THE SMALLEST CROWD IN RECORDED HISTORY. PEOPLE CALL ME EVERY DAY BEGGING TO KNOW HOW DOES HE GET SUCH PUNY CROWDS? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BORING, OLD, STUPID, WHAT IS IT?!! I SAY IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. YOU MUST BE CONSISTENT. DONALD GETS SMALL CROWDS EVERY SINGLE DAY. RALLIES, SPEECHES, STATE FAIRS. HE NEVER RESTS. IT WOULD BE EASY TO SAY, OK TODAY I'LL HAVE A BIG CROWD. BUT NOT TRUMP. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A TINY CROWD CHAMPION.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP ENDS WOKENESS.

EVERY DAY.

AT NOON.

[seanz @seanz]

@Sabiha1278 I missed the part where you stated your disability.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

FACT: California sends $83 billion more to the federal government than we get back.

Trump can talk down on California all he wants, but California pays his bills.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DOZY DON IS VERY LOW ENERGY TODAY! PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY’VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO TIRED, SO WEAK. HE IS STUMBLING THROUGH HIS WORDS. SAD DAY FOR AMERICA!!! — GCN

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Who the hell makes this face when hugging a grieving widow?

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Oh my gawd. I ❤️ y’all 🤣🤣🤣

[Bee 🐝 @Bee11201120]

@GovPressOffice

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

FOX (“EDITS THE TAPES”) NEWS MUST CANCEL THEIR WEEKEND STINKERS IMMEDIATELY!!! THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST AND ALL THEY DO IS TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (AND MANY SAY THE MOST HANDSOME IN HISTORY, THANK YOU!). LARA TRUMP’S “SHOW” IS A TOTAL DISASTER. NO PERSONALITY, NO TALENT, VERY LOW ENERGY. SHE DESPERATELY NEEDS "COACHING" FROM CRAZY FATHER-IN-LAW!!! ALSO, WHY DID FOX LET MARK “NOBODY” LEVIN (I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM) TRASH ME???? HE SAID I AM TOO POPULAR ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HE HATES THAT THE PEOPLE LOVE ME AND HOW I MAKE TRUMP LOOK LIKE THE WEAK LITTLE (HANDS) MAN HE IS! MARK SHOULD TAKE “NOTES” FROM JESSE WATTERS WHO KEEPS CALLING ME “DADDY” EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM NO THANK YOU!!! CANCEL THE “FOX NEWS STINKERS” NOW! THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO STINK UP OUR AIRWAVES ANY LONGER! AND PLEASE NO MORE NEGATIVE ADS ABOUT ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

With music added. Due to popular demand.

[seanz @seanz]

@Phoenix2A_1980s @GavinNewsom MAGA is disgusted that a grown man would ogle a female over 18.

[seanz @seanz]

@DeeD4747 @GavinNewsom So he’s been sucking the teat of the USA a lot longer than assumed: How is this better?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

In Trump’s America, costs keep going up, up, up!

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

This Tracks.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Are you ready to rumble!