Jennifer Ostroski

Beer solves everything

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

You know... just a simple little unicorn cake for the birthday girl. Thanks mware25 and cakedame for the stuff little girls’ dreams are made of! 🦄 🎂#birthdayweekextravaganza #loveofmylife… https://t.co/hHZ4yfSvPZ

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Monday is Earth Day! A few years ago we switched from plastic bags to these homemade reusable snack bags. Every little bit helps! #gogreen #earthday #homemade #linkinbio https://t.co/V6k6WI3Ns8

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

In the course of about 3 weeks we’ve sold a house, bought a house, moved out of a house, and moved into a house. So what’s the best cure for chaos... letting the kids have Girl Scout… https://t.co/RLciBEkY4B

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

How to teach internet safety for kids https://t.co/pTQKKGpgMP via @paula_rollo

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Ride that sled train! #funwiththekids #playinthesnow #theyrenotallmine https://t.co/QJDJJDgkXQ

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

You should definitely make Double IPA Jello Shots tomorrow for a V-Day to remember! #thatsagoodidea #beermakeseverythingbetter #shotsanyone #beercocktails https://t.co/cWbIYryajW

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

75 Best Game Day Party Appetizers https://t.co/RyHlbEGy76 via @searchimperfect #partyfood #BigGame

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Yes, I carry a wine key in my purse... and yes, I use the foil cutter as a utility knife. #doesnteveryone #multipurposetool https://t.co/uq5Yf4AQkr

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Moving... a great way to take a trip down brewfest memory lane. #hoppygoodtimes #brewfestfun #theresmorewherethatcamefrom #packthosewithcare https://t.co/LmP9BEQrfJ

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

She insisted on sharing this with the twitter world. #bigassgrape

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Here’s my #2018bestnine. I’m just glad the cheese board made the cut! Happy New Year everyone🥳. #kidsandveggies #charcuterieandcamping #tiedyedeggs https://t.co/Wv3rB0ziwP

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Good times... good times... #sundaysledday #snowmuchfun #wipeout #theygotalongforhalfanhour https://t.co/AT4ssRZald

[Angie Christina @angie_fiesta]

When 🍫 and 🍬 meet in a 🍸you know something good is happening #drinks #yum via @PlayDatesParty & @searchimperfect https://t.co/8ky7piApg3 via @PlayDatesParty

[Dad and That @dad_and_that]

Who the fuck is perpetuating this bullshit about Santa drinking milk?

Santa’s magic is powered by booze.

🎅🏽🍺🍻🥂🍷🥃🍽🍹🎅🏽

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Aaaand, here’s the finished product. #christmascookiesgonewild #allchristmascookiesshouldhaveeyeballs #isthatasnowmanorthejoker https://t.co/o03BnD8De3

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Then the 4 year old said he liked pot. #whatarewedoingwrong #hedidntmeanitthatway

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Did she (7 year old) just say she wanted Cheetos or Tito’s...? #bigdifference #cheetosortitos #7mightbetooyoungfortitos

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

When you give the 4 and 7 year old total creative control over the Christmas cookies... you get dog bones and hammers and “worms” oh my! There might be trees and snowmen and candy canes… https://t.co/LHkzMxTNfh

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

The sister-in-law busting out some mad hair skills for Avila’s jammie and sing-a-long day at school! #christmastreehair #kidsmakeitfun #madhairskills mware25 https://t.co/yOHd48ykkE

[Jennifer Ostroski @searchimperfect]

Fun first day of the season. Thanks jamothreads for keeping us nice and toasty! #altaskiing #letitsnow #littleskibunny#backinthesaddleagain #jamothreads #4frnt https://t.co/cnDfXXM7Og