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he/him ☆ | 19 | 🦭🩵 | sealmaxxing

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

Happy Weddell We— OH! A kiss! Tthank you for the kiss on this lovely Weddell Wednesday, baby Weddell seal 🩵🦭

[EJ @seargentspector]

@mysticaquarium im so proud of you duck 🐥🐥🐥

[feenie hut juniors @ dgs 2-1 🌻⚖️ @phantasmarina]

This is Moffel.

Moffel had to be rescued by seal rescue Zeehondencentrum after being bit by an unleashed dog.

Despite their best efforts, he died days later due to his injuries.

Do not bring your dog around wild seals. Do not touch or pet wild seals. It’s illegal and harmful.

[stéphanie @goforeddie]

used to steal government owned property to go fuck strangers from tinder now bakes snickerdoodle and knit in cardigans

[Raven ✱ jurídico John Walker @ravenismos]

gay person: i’m gay

autistic person: im autistic

that one gay autistic friend: you should really watch thunderbolts

[京都水族館 @Kyoto_Aquarium]

ヒカル　　　　　　　　横からハマ

ゴシゴシゴシゴシ　　ずざざざざざ

[𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 @CinemaCrimes]

ALIEN
Ridley Scott | 1979

[Warling @WarlingHD]

Absolute cinema ✋🙂🤚

[🎥✨ @buddiemediaa]

just saw this edit on tiktok and I was flabbergasted like they’re truly made for each other and are WRITTEN LIKE THAT IDC what anyone else says

[NOELLE 🦭 @Sealyne_]

Me and my duckies...

[Sqeez 🍓🍉🦭 @SqeezOhWell]

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[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

they’re walking like they know they got that shit on

[に🦭 @ni_suizoku]

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［2025.3.29］
#ノシャップ寒流水族館

[かお🦭 @nas_oak]

気をつけ〜ｷﾞｭｯ

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2025.11 #アザラシシーパラダイス
#日和

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

seal details 🦭🤍⋆˚࿔

[𓇼spooky rach𓇼🐰 @dsbuckleys]

I don’t understand the 6 7 jokes nor do I find them funny, I think some of the online humor surrounding it is very immature and embarrassing, so I guess I’m chopped and also unc

[jaron @ectoentropic]

important @toxoplasmosii

[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

Bro has NOTHING to be this tired about.