Melissa Flint

You're probably dead to me.

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

This is a good day here at @zulily. @peach will bring us lunch from Cedars and we'll make our way into the #peachmadness finals! Go, zu, go!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

#peachmadness is heating up here at @zulily. Those delicious pasties really helped fire us up :) @peach

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

Seems that everyone at @zulily is going bananas for #peachmadness today! Thanks, @peach!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@cuppytwa How's it going over there?!?

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@cuppytwa I can't stop watching the Rudd. http://t.co/I4YqPLO4RC

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

“@UberFacts: Every year the Netherlands sends 20,000 tulip bulbs to Canada to thank them for their aid in the Second World War.” <3

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@cuppytwa Nobody goes to REI for just a towel and bug spray.

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@apathletiques Send her back! Kick her out!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@apathletiques A terrible secret?

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@annihilist @jimblesm It was at Bleu Bistro!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@annihilist I seem to remember there was a plan for vodka milkshakes which never materialised. Remember?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Did you hear about the Spanish train robber? He had locomotives. #ClassicJokeWednesday

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@mindykaling Best. Tweet. Ever.

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@apathletiques Ummmmmm. It's not always the thought that counts.

[John Boyle @johnpboyle]

Well played MT @DougBaldwinJr: Investigation on why my forearms are strong enough to bounce the ball 20 ft in the air http://t.co/n0wbWUPzkH

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

When I finally settle down, I will look my wife in the eyes & scream "Every thug needs a ladyyy." Thanks 4 that, JaRule... wherever you are.

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@ikebarinholtz Careful! You don't want to get Peyton and Papa Bear mad at you!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@apathletiques I think that is a good strategy for folks in general, not just you Virgo peeps!

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@gfrancie Welcome back! Just in time for tomorrow's snowpocalypse.

[Melissa Flint @seasecret]

@annihilist Anything more would require effort on my part.