@Franklin_Graham@realDonaldTrump This is definitely not a painting of Jesus Christ.
- no halo
- no crosses
- no angels
The man in the robe is a Randy, a local chiropractor
@IrrefutableV@FroemelAndy That’s honestly exactly what I’ve been thinking all along. He’s not smart enough or slick enough, nor does he have enough support. The U.S. isn’t the whole world. He doesn’t have global support.
You don't follow Iranian embassies. THEY find you.
One retweet and suddenly your whole timeline looks like an "Iranian embassies" group chat. Your barber is debating Hormuz. Your alley cat has radicalized opinions on maritime law.
Monkeys in Delhi are stealing phones just to follow us before handing them back. A band of pigeons just dropped their debut single "Goodbye Imperialism."
Don't resist Zafar. We didn't choose this life either. But a certain President keeps tweeting and we simply cannot stop.