Darren Collins

creative designer and cyclist not necessarily in that order

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@FedExHelpEU it’s really disappointing that your driver lied about a failed delivery. Could you send me a GPS location of when the driver tried to deliver. It’s pretty dishonest that your entire industry runs on lies. FedEx is really poor and the customer bears the brunt of.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@BowTiedMara 😵‍💫

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@Alter__Egaux @Clemence_Guette @krolined13 Bousquet was a Rottenführer in Waffen-SS Charlemagne Division yes? Was he not tried after the war for being this, I would have thought the resistance would have seen to him.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@Britains___Pubs @VinnieSull1van @ChelseaDan5 Used to frequent the Good Mixer in mid 90s, we'd rub shoulders with the likes of Rob Newman (Newman & Baddiel). Oddly, @Baddiel turned up in our living room once in Tufnell Park. Been playing footie with my housemate in Holloway Road. See that, that's your favourite pub that is.

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@WoutvanAert I drew and framed this picture of from your TdF 2022, it includes your palmarès for Road and Cross disciplines 👍 #TourDeFrance2023 #rideon

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@HantsPolRoads Being a cyclist who gets close passed at speed on this road I’m 100% behind @HantsPolRoads but not all cyclists are idiots, just like not all police are bigots or misogynists. It should be obvious that negative stereotyping breeds intolerance, the road is for everyone.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@nedboulting @ChptIII @millarmind Ned, you won’t believe that my ftp and watts have improved ‘significantly’ whilst listening to your Never Strays podcast. Talk about marginal gains! If Nando’s doesn’t work out maybe you and David could go with indirect sports psychology.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@WinchesterCity when will using the recycling centre in Winchester change from only 1 visit a week? Your social distancing measures seem to have changed in regards to road closures and pavement widening, so what about the recycling centres will they ever follow suit?

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@hantsconnect when will using the recycling centre across Hampshire change from only 1 visit a week? Your social distancing measures seem to have changed in regards to road closures and pavement widening, so what about the recycling centres will they ever follow suit?

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@ThreeUKSupport my account used to be paid by direct debt but it no longer works. I’ve tried to access my3 for the last few months but it doesn’t work either. How do I get a direct debt put in place. Thanks

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@ThreeUKSupport please help, my new sim doesn’t work and I can’t use my phone at all. I can no longer login into the Three app or the Three website. I can’t even call you on my phone as it’s not working

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@ThreeUKSupport Yet again I was told my issues were fixed but now I find that neither my new sim or old sim fails to work. I can no longer access my three account or make texts or calls. Please assist

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@ThreeUK let down by your customer services. I returned a phone that was sent to me in error, after 10 days they claim it hasn’t arrived. Your rep said I would incur all costs and be referred to bailiffs. I found my proof of postage but the next upgrade won’t be with 3 for sure.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@ThreeUKSupport I sent my proof of postage to [email protected]

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@kieronfinn The gentle first wave before looking up and seeing the tsunami! Oh boy.

[Darren Collins @seasidemagpie]

@GeraintThomas86 don't tell my boss I'll be working from my turbo this morning #NHSThankYou

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In other news, strong denials from the team camp, over rumours that Chris Froome underwent modifications to improve his aero profile #TDF2018 #marginalgains

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@HumanRaceEvents Amateurs...

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@roadcc The two riders who went up the inside of the horse... Stick to swimming and running, stay off the road you mongs.

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@manubennett just seen the haka for Andy, he'll always remain Spartacus!