I just googled my house to see if my dogs were in the satellite images and I noticed a person dressed in white standing at the edge of the woods. None of us wear white, so I started to panic, wondering if it was an intruder…until I realized.
It’s my 12-foot home depot skeleton.
friends are joking about producing a film about euthanizing me like a dog and burying me in the woods and i have to act like it’s not making me so horny that i’m going insane