Ry-Bread and Mustard

Once upon a time, I took my geoduck to Puyallup. Two outs, so what? I refuse to lose. Larry Bernandez is my nextdoor neighbor

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

DONALD. TRUMP. SAID. TODAY. THAT. HE. HAD. A. FULL. CONVERSATION. WITH. THEODORE. ROOSEVELT. ABOUT. THE. PANAMA. CANAL.

TEDDY ROOSEVELT DIED IN 1919.

THE. MAN. IS. OUT. OF. HIS. MIND.

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@savannahailey_ The two teams decided to play football instead today

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@Glennstradomus @davesims_ John Denver was far from country or conservative bud.

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@dubseatv Damn right it is
https://t.co/Z03YEmE9ih

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@JomboyMedia Damn hope #4 recovers from that brutal, possible career-ending injur-what was that? He got up and walked away minutes later? And kept playing? Oh cool. This fucking sport.

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@TalkinBaseball_

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@theepicmap Why are republicans always so obsessed with other people’s genitalia? So fucking weird

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@NFL @blake_corum @RamsNFL That’s a whole lot of hoppin around just to get pancaked by the Dark Side

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@MLFootball “Mercury is in Gatorade” I’m dying 🤣😂🤣

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Someday we’ll celebrate this same holiday for half of the Dodgers current active roster.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Deferral Day: Bonilla is set to collect another $1.193 million from the New York Mets today, as he will each July 1st through the year 2035.

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@dubseatv Judging by the back of that truck, this isn’t his first case of road rage..

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@CalicoJoeMLB You’re telling me your whole career might be ruined and you’re not gonna press charges?? Nah, Stone knew he wasn’t innocent either or else he’s definitely pressing charges

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@ilovejowee

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@Layemie001 What a weird way to use a dildo

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@NatureUnedited Fuck insurance. That bear better get a damn good lawyer!

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@ParmaJawnCheese I’d love to see him run a race again.

BECAUSE HE SUUUUUUUCKS

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@luke_arkins How TF don’t they have his headshot??

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@Mariners TWO OUTS, SO WHAT!!

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@noturtlesoup17 What an odd thing to say about a country that’s literally hosting the *WORLD* Cup right now

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@OldHeaddidit @gabbgoudy You: