Juno Men

trans. comedian. she/her. not that #trans Juno, the other one.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

If I had a dollar for every friend that’s tried to get me into a pyramid scheme, I’d probably have more money than my friends who’ve tried to get me into a pyramid scheme.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family.

Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling.

#fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy.

Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr.

Republicans:….free tonight?

[Granola.gg @granola_gg]

The second in a series of posts that dives into what game creators are facing in their day to day - and how Epoch is building better tools and services that we ourselves wish we had when getting games out to market!

https://t.co/wR7hSnEkyw

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Really proud and excited to share that my story is airing on the moth. Check it out!

[The Moth @TheMoth]

On this week's #MothRadioHour, we have a special holiday episode hosted by the wonderful, Angelica Lindsey-Ali. Here's a story from @seattlejuno about reconnecting with family. Full episode: https://t.co/HgGPtl3NLR
https://t.co/YSnn2YgHU1

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Last week I was nominated by the Seattle Gay News for best local comedian of 2023, and for as cool as I'd like to play things, it does feel exciting to be mentioned on any kind of 'best of' comedy list. ❤

So this is my shameless self-promotion: you can vote for me below!

[SGN: Seattle Gay News @SeattleGayNews]

Have you voted for the #SGNBestof2023 ? Well, if you haven't there's still time! Voting ends on December 12 at midnight!
Vote for the best drag performer here: https://t.co/l4GD7IQ7bH
Vote for all other categories here: https://t.co/Zy3GLmDSMS

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

My new career ambition is to be the KKK’s first DEI program manager.

“Daryl, we hate with our hearts not with our hands. And Kevin said you grabbed his shoulder in a way that made him feel uncomfortable”.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

A weed-themed show with only pansexual comedians: Pots and Pans

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

A dating app called “Good Enough”

You don’t set preferences, you set baselines.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments.

Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

*me trying to book shows in LA for July*

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed.

Allies: You're so brave and courageous.

Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Thank you @seattletimes and @SarahMaeMcCull2 for having me among the queer comedians you profiled for pride month! This is insanely cool and surreal <3

https://t.co/sLV8G6IfJJ

#pridemonth #queercomic #standupcomedy #seattlecomedy #transwoman #transcomedian #transgenderpride

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Sometimes when I’m walking the down a busy street I’ll start singing Silver Bells to myself because it starts with “City sidewalks”

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Somehow almost as bad as misgendering me

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@KristineP_Photo Gah, sorry to hear this Kristine. :/

[Black to the Future @Adjective_J]

Comedy lineups in Seattle

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

Maximum city living day: just found out my new dentist’s office is between a Mexican restaurant and a strip club.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson reveals shocking new Purge footage proving that while bloody and violent, most Purgers were in fact peacefully murderous.

[Juno Men @seattlejuno]

BEST PICTURE BABY!!!!!
#EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce #oscars