Seattle Sims

chaotic

[Seattle Sims @SeattleSims1]

America really turned its back on frozen yogurt…

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will fall asleep 15 minutes into the movie i begged us to watch

[Matt Gannon @matt_gannon_]

@GQMagazine no.

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

A writer learns the hard way that "I Think You Should Leave" seems to have a degenerative effect on the language of men who grew up learning to communicate and connect through Super Bad and Anchorman sound bites https://t.co/nhma8ZxvVw

[SDCI @SeattleSDCI]

Yesterday a group of us from our Director's Office toured the new Seattle Convention Center! This space offers 573,770 square feet of event space! We’re so excited to see all the future events they host.

[jseattle @jseattle]

After years of plans, new 'protected left' signals and transit-only turn lane coming to busy intersection of Broadway, John, and E Olive Way https://t.co/VLyz7DcvIt

[Jome ❤️ LA @Hot4Heidecker]

55 burgers 🍔
55 fries 🍟
55 tacos 🌮
55 pies 🥧
55 cokes 🥤
100 tater tots 🥔
100 pizzas 🍕
100 tenders 🐓
100 meatballs ☄️
100 coffees ☕️
55 wings 🍗
55 shakes 🧋
55 pancakes 🥞
55 Pastas ���
55 Peppers 🌶️
155 taters 🥔

[Dave & Buster's @DaveandBusters]

We’re SO excited to announce we’re adding the world’s newest hit game to all Dave & Buster’s locations

[Alex Hunt @RememberNapster]

Carl is short for caramel latte

[SDCI @SeattleSDCI]

It's @IntlCodeCouncil's Building Safety Month again! https://t.co/Ke98jIsvko This week's theme is Building Safety Starts at Home. In addition to sharing each week's theme, we're holding 2 virtual lectures about Building Safety on 5/20. To RSVP visit https://t.co/JJeWQcwgL4.

[Zach Raffio @zachraffio]

🚨 Stop what you’re doing, Tim Robinson Ram commercial just dropped🚨

[Hannah Krieg @hannahkrieg]

@jseattle 👿🚨SEATTLE 🏆🤯DOESNT 🏃💨RUN 😎🎖️ON CAFFEINE ☕️🙌🏻 IT RUNS 👊🏻💥ON INNOVATION 🤑💪🏻

[Genius Of Lunch @ConorHaloReach]

Found a Tim Robinson sketch that I haven’t seen anywhere else and it’s funny as fuck

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To all the burned-out big-city executives coming back to their hometown for the holidays: yes our foresters manage a large tree farm and yes they had a crush on you in high school.

[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[Tenant Law Center @206TenantLaw]

Do you or did you since 2016 rent a Seattle apartment maintained by one of the following companies: Greystar, Trammell Crow Residential, Avenue5, Equity, Essex, FPI, Lincoln, Security Properties, AvalonBay or Thrive?

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

As a social media manager I can handle negative comments thrown my way all day every day. What I can't handle is my dog looking at me like this during a bath. Maybe @RowdyTalker045924 is right, maybe I am a terrible person.