𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋

#gramfamalum 🐯🧬| 📸: seauxl.child

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

This Old Spice commercial 💀 #BETAwards

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Teyana getting the Icon of the Award makes so much sense. I love her 👏🏾

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Kehlani’s performance was so beautiful 🥹🩵
Short, but still beautiful #betawards

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Me: Patient didn’t answer. I left a vm and I’ll try again later
Boss: Did you try their PHI contact?

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Told my “bf” through tears that I was going through it, and he hit me with this same pat and said “you’ll be alright”.

Haven’t spoken of my emotions ever since. This is my villain origin story.

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

I have never in my entire life of reluctant heterosexuality had a man slap my knee like that.

You can’t convince me these people know each other’s coffee orders let alone have been intimate together.🥴

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Hear me out… THIS is who Tyrese should’ve did a Verzuz with

[RNB RADAR @rnbradar]

Joe finally blessed the Tiny Desk

The setlist:
▪️ Faded Pictures
▪️ More & More
▪️ The Love Scene
▪️ Good Girls
▪️ All the Things (Your Man Won't Do)
▪️ I Wanna Know

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

Man Cardi is so funny 😂

[໊ @BardisMedia]

Cardi B talks about the NY Knicks losing their game last night, the dark energy in the air because Donald Trump was in the building, seeing how tall Wemby is in person, secret service, hiring security after Pop Smoke’s death, her son Wave enjoying the game, and hosting a pray circle for the Knicks on Wednesday via Instagram live.😭

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[kat @yslnadi]

me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Hyper independence. Can’t be let down if you never ask for anything in the first place.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

I JUST FCKING SNORTED SO LOUD… 😭

[Low Dropper for Jesus @Mr_Everythng]

Everybody all day today for Cinco de Mayo 😫😂:

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

No fr. I got friends in DFW that won’t even visit cause we on different sides, and a friend in another state wanting to take a trip to Houston thinking I’m an hour away. Pls 😭🤣

[Lola Hendrixx ✨ @_lolaab]

people who don’t live in TX don’t realize that dallas and houston not just 30 mins away from one another lmaoooo

[𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕪, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 🦋 @seauxlchild]

My bf clowned me for having that Tank v. Tyrese Verzus in my calendar.

If it ain’t on the calendar, it don’t exist! 😅

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how a workday feels when no bosses are around:

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!