Lax Master Seay

I’m the billy of the goats

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Bae: Lax is Life
Me:

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

You’re telling me a pier reviewed this source?🧐

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Does this mean Trump is gonna be back on WWE?

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Trevor bout to test Covid negative realllll quick

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Doctor: *hands me newborn baby* “I’m sorry, your wife didn’t make it “

Me: *handing it back* “Then bring me the one SHE made”

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

They really thought Julius Caesar was cake huh

[Kevin Boilard @KevinBoilard]

Kobe Bryant, 2008: "Have a good time. Life is too short to get bogged down and be discouraged.

"You have to keep moving. You have to keep going. Put one foot in front of the other, smile and just keep on rolling.

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

It’s 359 days til Christmas and my neighbors already have their lights up smh

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Disney has been less than pleasant

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Probably with a fork but idk

[Rod. @_big_rod]

Bro how df did people eat salad before salad dressing?

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

If she doesn’t drive in Manual on Mariokart... she ain’t the one bro😷

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Let’s not all forget that there was a longer than acceptable period of my life in which I dressed like Seth Powers from Ned’s Declassified

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

My family: “Did you learn anything this semester?”
Me: “Yeah watch this”
Me: *shotguns can of Diet Coke*

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Flag Football Quarterbacks Be 😂💀😭 (especially in intramural)

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Do you ever just leave your stomata open to flex on C4 plants

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Stephanee Seay: “Harrison have you heard of the rapper Trevor Scott?”

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Literally anyone with a pair of cymbals could destroy Daredevil in a fight and if you disagree you’re delusional

[Lax Master Seay @Seay64]

Technically speaking Science is just a bunch of theories anyway so

[Charis Tefft @PurpleCities1]

According to science, size does matter.