I asked someone at the gas station if I could pay for my fuel with my kidney as a funny haha joke. They told me they thought I was gonna rob them! Then laughed after I explained the joke.
People, if Jesus's miracle of turning water into wine obeyed the laws of physics and he didn't draw any elements from the air... would his wine be radioactive? More than that, would the energy it'd take to do that nuke the banquet?
Guys, an alien just came diwn and asked me if I want an anti matter gun. Not antimatter, I mean anti matter gun! When you shoot it all your matters go away. So i've become a monk and have dedicated my life to finding peace and tranquility without relying on the anti matter gun.
A very sadistic person, not gonna name names but you know who you are once recomended "I have no mouth but i must scream" to me. I just listened to the audiobook and during AM's speech I thought, wow! I wonder if that fly that we simulated the brain of will hate us as much as AM.