never getting hacked again Sebastian Huffman

it has been -0- days since I last got Hacked

[never getting hacked again Sebastian Huffman @seb_huffman]

Fake news may seem bad now, but I think it was at its worst in Scooby Doo 2 when the media reported that Fred said “Coolsville sucks”

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@Giannis_An34 OKC or Denver

[okc thunder enjoyer @thndrupokc]

me everyday

[Brandon Rahbar @BrandonRahbar]

Instant classic @NickAGallo postgame:
https://t.co/otkuikCr52

[Nickelback @Nickelback]

9.25.24

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@johnduda3 Mean

[BTJ Enthusiast @bhayshultuten]

The Dolphins going from Robbie Chosen as their WR5 to Chase Claypool as their WR5 https://t.co/oOzgQ52W8H

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Brooklyn is sending Patty Mills to OKC as part of a broader deal through Houston, per @wojespn

Thunder will also receive draft compensation

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I’m a high-value man, and my time is money. The other night, I was set to meet a sheila for a drink. To kill time, I decided to link with some masculine guys at a private club to pregame. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, I was running a bit behind.

Once I managed to tear myself away from the bonds of male friendship, I opened up my phone to call an Uber. Unfortunately, there weren’t many Uber Blacks in the area, and the estimated wait time was 20 minutes. I was tempted to call a standard Uber, which only had a wait time of 2 minutes, but decided to press on and wait it out. Thank goodness I did, too. Sliding into the back seat of a Mercedes GLE 350 after a wild afternoon with the boys just hits different.

We encountered a bit of traffic on the way across town, but I wasn’t bothered. The car was comfortable, and “Born Free” by Kid Rock rang in my ears. I stepped out of the car and saw the sheila I was meeting. She was a fetching figure but wearing an unwelcoming expression and tapping her foot impatiently.

“You’re late. They gave our table away 20 minutes ago. We’ll have to go somewhere else,” she said in an irritated tone. “Calm down. I was with the boys. You survived, didn’t you?” I replied, unamused.

“Oh,” she said, standing up straight, “you’d rather spend time with your male friends than me, huh? Regardless, we have to go somewhere else, because you were late. Where would you like to go?”

I stopped dead in my tracks and told her, “I’d like you to leave.” She was shocked. “An alpha male is never late. He arrives exactly when he wants to. I’m going on without you tonight.” She was speechless. This was the first time she was receiving correction from an alpha male, and it showed.

Being the gentleman I am, I called her an Uber Pool and watched her roll away before heading back to the hostess stand. When the girl locked eyes with me she was awestruck. “Hello miss, I’ve run into a bit of a problem. I had a reservation for two about half an hour ago that I missed,” I said, with a smile and a twinkle in my eye, “how about we turn that into a reservation for four for right now?”

Moments later, I was at a table, surrounded by 3 other masculine guys, domestic beer in hand. My night had taken a turn for the better, and someone’s future wife learned a valuable life lesson. Everybody wins when an alpha male gets his way.

[never getting hacked again Sebastian Huffman @seb_huffman]

@SuiNewsDaiIy if yall ain't hip get hip real quick. If you havent profited prob cuz you haven't used

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@tkonenum668 project is good sir , let's come join us guys

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

Nick Broeker to the @BuffaloBills ‼️

@NickBro3ker | #NFLDraft

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

With the 230th pick in the 2023 draft, we’ve selected OL Nick Broeker.

Welcome to Buffalo, @NickBro3ker! #NFLDraft

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@JohnCena Thanks John

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

Robbie Gould missed that so there is no break until SNF. What a stud

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@BarstoolBigCat 1

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

you should be able to say “Id like a beer and make it huge” at a bar and they give you a huge beer.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

This Jazz vs Nuggets series in the bubble has got to go down as one of the best playoff series in NBA history😤