Sebastian Gruźlewski

[Sebastian Gruźlewski @Seba89PL]

@BelinaWojciech @inpost Bardzo smutne jest, że ludzie w komentarzach szydzą z ofiary. To jest naprawdę nie na miejscu. Pewnie w jakimś momencie miała informacje, że ktoś są oszukuje Ale naprawdę wiele osób kompletnie nie jest technicznych. Wińmy złodziei i oszustów a nie ich ofiary.

[Sebastian Gruźlewski @Seba89PL]

@Karol1669024 Czyli zrobił co chciał i go upomnieli. I może go pozwą. Fajnie. To za 10 lat może będzie jakiś wyrok jeśli sprawa ruszy.

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@mblaszczak A rakiety kupiłeś czy też zapomniałeś?

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@AlkoInwestor Cfd to super pomysł

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@om_patel5 Ok, now just fix the screen jiggling and create an accurate flight model

[Sebastian Gruźlewski @Seba89PL]

@heynavtoor You don’t mention that there is no way of attempting it if you are not working in a partnered company.

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@noname32x @BNBNewsy Miał studium przypadku robić w sytuacji zagrażającej ��yciu wszystkich ludzi w biurze? Wzorowe postępowanie.

[Sebastian Gruźlewski @Seba89PL]

@PObuz46445 A będzie można serwisować gdziekolwiek czy tylko tam gdzie w firmwerze zakodowali koordynaty GPS xD

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@Propeertys Czyli f22 ma polować zaraz na f4? Będą mieli naprawdę radochę.

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@NigdyWiecejPiS Mówieniu o deregulacji*

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@miko_aj67123 @Lesker000 @Juliuszk Tylko nie radiologia czy interna bo to bez sensu już.

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@Bhoy84Ok @WarRoomArchives No it’s not. That’s a hostile solider on Ukraine territory. That’s just defense.

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@Boochao @beastgames @JTbeast5ive How they are stealing this money? It’s a contest. They won lots. Not taking this is just stupid.

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@MarynarzF1 @WarNewsPL1 Powrut

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@truck2047 Ile tych rakiet wyleciało z 1 silosu wyrzutni? XD

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@marek_2k22 Absurdalnie dużo

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@acton53 @RadioWNET @BartosiakJacek @PiotrNowak_PL Przecież okazało się, że zarzuty zostały oddalone.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Sebastian Gruźlewski @Seba89PL]

@mog_russEN So 5nm range vs 40nm. Good luck.

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@BlondRakieta @BogRymanowski Inwestowanie wiąże się z ryzykiem