∫ebitas

matemático pero esencialmente Lana stan

[∫ebitas @sebas_dlmb]

sí conozcan a sus ídolos !!!

[∫ebitas @sebas_dlmb]

primer día como finance bro kinda nervous

[Martin Brauer @MartinBrauer11]

Heideggerianos

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[∫ebitas @sebas_dlmb]

sanborns de los azulejos lo eres todo para mí

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[Abbey Kingsley ?🎃 @AbbeyKingsley]

"Madres que no supieron cuidar a sus hijitos" se necesita ser una mierda de persona para decir eso, la indiferencia es lo que hoy nos tiene asi, hoy son ellos mañana podrías ser tu quien lucha por sus derechos o no, porque seguro eres un agachon conformista

[Sam :) @sam_tochi]

Puro tonto se queja de eso. Cabrones, ¿saben a qué distancia está el Metro Etiopía de Etiopía?

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @alpeh_v]

mathematicians love putting "an introduction to" in the title of a textbook that contains the most fucked up and domain specific information possible

[𐕣 mizery 𐕣 @mizery_exe]

Her fault btw

[AquaticLettuce ⏳|📜|👑💌 @AquaticLettuce]

> Pope announces his stance against AI
> the bubble immediately starts popping
Thank god literally i guess

[Sunk Cost Pharisee @Liamjsm]

Abomination

[ophelia @ophoelia]

her résumé is stacked. i see why y'all mad

[Mirkwood Clearcutting @Kouignaman40156]

@RawbertBeef Just because he can reassemble the flesh doesn’t mean he can return its spirit. Aristotle wrote about this in “De Anima,” although he lacked the technological wherewithal to apply ἐντελέχεια to Legos.

[𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖗 🇨🇴 @hey_timor]

hasta ternura me da que por fin tengan algo que publicar 🥺

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The finale of The Good Place (2016) somehow turned a high-concept comedy about the afterlife into one of the most emotionally devastating goodbyes on television.

[∫ebitas @sebas_dlmb]

tengo el miedo constante de que un día todo lo que sé de japonés se me va a olvidar lol pero luego me salen tuits random como este y se me quita

[ariana grande gifs @vodolove]

her 2014 style

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

I don't know. I think life is just sad now.

[Cactus 🐀 @heyitscactus]

The more a movie’s rating curve looks like the diagram of Saddam Hussein in his hiding spot the more intrigued I get by it

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[jãy @iemonade]

cowboy carter is just not better than renaissance im tired of the lies