sebbangeli

(he/him) made of lasers and anxiety

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

Most on-chain risks come from unnecessary contract hops.

EmitTools removes the middle layer entirely —
all trades interact directly with LP pools.

$Emit is now live as the governance asset.
CA: 0x5eb26a75f6f13d63d8afb87319764df656a91111
@emittools

[0xgemraid @0xgemraid]

Join the GMONAD family!

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

Gmonad has dropped! Check contract: 0x1f80c65cc2c37af84abbe1ea03183a624a6f8888

[Joe Redden | The Older Millennial @teameffujoe]

She’s retiring 2 days after she locks in her pension of $174,000 per year for the rest of her life after she somehow went from a $400,000 to $40M net worth in the 5 years she was in Congress.

What an absolute piece of shit.

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@aegisbank_ai @N6_capital Congrats to both teams! This isn’t just capital — it’s validation of a bold mission. AegisBank + N6 Capital = rewriting the rules of finance for the next generation.

[AegisBank @aegisbank_ai]

We are thrilled to officially welcome @N6_capital as our strategic partner! This landmark partnership and the substantial funding of 5m-6m USDT mark a significant leap forward for our ecosystem.👏

Together, we are poised to redefine the future of decentralized finance. The future of banking is decentralized, AI-driven, and community-owned.

Stay tuned for massive updates!

https://t.co/MjXv50U0OU

#AGB #AegisBank #DeFi #AI #Partnership

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

The earbuds I use daily all of a sudden not fitting right is proof that I'm just a poorly made clone with the same memories as the man that was me yesterday

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@Cheeseycheek I'm just Ken man

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

I can't understand how any guy can watch Barbie without feeling seen af

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

A lot of bad sleep but it was worth it watching my team lift the title for the first time. Practicing to join them next year

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@DerKlownstein This is revolutionary

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

feeling a little out of my johnny deppth right now

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@mdp_pro So sorry to hear this man, I'm glad she had you ❤️

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

seems like it was just yesterday I was hanging out with my friends Rose and Mary but it's been over 10 years. Where did the thyme go?

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@wilwolferine Yeah I wonder what'll happen; exciting!

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

Yooo did anyone hear that Elon bought twitter?? That's insane

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

Here for a long time not a good time

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

Feeling homely and corny

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@snelbb Platonically?

[sebbangeli @sebbangeli]

@snelbb I already told get off my back