Sammy J

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

My cat just did an audible fart!

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

. @ITV please can we talk about the Ruth and Eamonn issue? Can't explain the horror of getting comfy with a brew, excited to see Holly and Phil and it ends up being those two wetters 🙄 surely there's ANYONE else to fill in!? #grumpyoldman #prayforruth

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

. @ITV and as for these three ffs. 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

. @ITV uuuuggggghhhhhh what on earth is James Martin doing back!? He's painfully dull! Never known a TV personality with so little personality. Is he blackmailing you? DM me if you're in need of emergency help 😘 #saturdaymorning

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

"You've talked about marriage" @hollywills @Schofe is this a joke!? Ask her how the conversation went when they talked about marriage, has he got any commitment issues?

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

How the fuck @hollywills and @Schofe aren't laughing at this woman is beyond me "Piere sadly broke" fuck offfffff 😂😂😂😂 sweetie no!

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@Amber_Davies7 No I say bye and hang the fuck up. Not time for that nonsense!!!

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

.@thismorning this poor child yawning because it's 450am in Tennessee 😂 bless him what a cutie #gotobedhoney #sorrywewokeyouup

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

& that hat 🙈 SMH #raksu #XFactor

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

Are we gonna talk about the lad in Rak-Su that does fuck all!? #xfactor2017 #XFactor #raksu

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@Hannah_Gamble Ever get it when you insert it and it only opens like 10 mins later and you're like FUCK then have to explain yourself!?

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

When bae wants to watch you remove, empty and reinsert your #mooncup / #divacup is that super effin weird cus it feels it!?!

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

Hi @BarclaysUK I want #Greentea because I feel sick at it would help me feel better #barclaysstudents

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir You don't meal prep because you're absolute morons. You can't even sort a vegan meal for a customer paying £600 for your bullshit services

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare @united I should also point out that I have prescription medication that I desperately need, which is time sensitive and is now over 18 hours late.

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare @united Customers. #americanairlines

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare @united Treatment we have been given. You don't have a clue what you are doing. Every single one of you needs further training and support for

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare I'd rather fly @united and end up being dragged off a plane than fly with American Airlines again. I'm incandescent with rage and the ...

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare I hope this situation happens to you next time any of you or your representatives fly. Your nonchalant responses are pathetic...

[Sammy J @sebbylovessocks]

@AmericanAir @ChicagoOHare Their customers. I hope you end up paying out millions in claims from ill-treated customers. You are a disgrace to America and yourselves.