Sarah Bennett

I'm a cult classic | she/her

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

I want an oil painting of this

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

I will never stop thinking about corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it's a hot dog

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

Whenever I mention to someone that I used to live in Minnesota, 9 times out of 10 they'll blurt out "MINNE-SOHHH-TA" and they literally never get the accent right

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

Being an adult means rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and having a crush on Hal instead of Reese

[AUZZIE ✈️ ANIME EXPO @auzziejlee]

blocking literally everyone that even remotely annoys you is a joy that is available to all and should be taken advantage of at your slightest bit of convenience

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

@gothspiderbitch In middle school I was in Into the Woods Jr, which ends at the wedding. To make it kid-friendly I guess. I thought that was the entire musical until my 20s when I saw the movie on an airplane and was so confused and slightly horrified 😭

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

I WAS RIGHT OH MY GID

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

whatever happened to bean dad?

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

I just feel like my sims would really enjoy it

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

@SabrinaAnnLynn hey I know you're probably busy rn but when you get a chance can you record a Simlish version of Espresso plz

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

me when I visit German village

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘I Could Really See Myself Living Here,’ Says Woman in Most Expensive Neighborhood of City She’s Visiting: https://t.co/OuA8vMdPql

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵

1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

@masonmennenga 14 year old me:

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

Pinterest keeps showing me ads for AI-generated tshirts from Walmart and I am absolutely obsessed with them

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

a reminder that we don’t have to be elitist in order to own the fascists — especially in a country where health care is not guaranteed and further, dental care is NOT even included in health care packages

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of spectacular colorized photos from history

1. Jesse Owens saluting during the medal ceremony after defeating Nazi Germany's Luz Long at the 1936 Berlin Olympics.

[Sarah Bennett @sebennot]

I only know one other show that takes place in Philly 🤔

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Season 4 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will feature a cross-over episode with another show.