cool and fun boy !

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’ll block a bitch on Moshi Monsters

[Gil @giltweetsstuff]

It’s always arroz con pollo and cafe con leche at abuelas and never Little Caesar’s $5 hot and ready pizzas because mom had to go to WORK

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

living in a world that reduces you down to what’s between your legs

[miri @eggoslug]

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

There’s a Mormon angle here that I don’t see a lot of people exploring

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

The fake moral shit people do when evil people die <<<<<<

[💌 @hokagejosu]

Well the good news is i just saved myself 300-500 bucks, bad news is im gonna kill myself

[cool and fun boy ! @sebhasfun]

@suzshiroll I was named after the crab in the little mermaid maybe it’s a Mormon thing

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I hope they take proper safety precautions if they film any underwater scenes. It would be really tragic if Ben drowned

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

There should be like 5000 bison just in the open area here

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on