seb

★ hi ★ genderfluid ★ infp ★ aquarius+80s ★

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a little about me~
૮₍´˶• . • ⑅ ₎ა

🦭 bearded seal furry
🐬 the ocean is a 𝗯𝗶𝗴 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗹 to me
🐙 marine biology enthusiast
🪸 canadian (newfie) 🇨🇦
🐧in love and quite happy
🐋 mental/physical illnesses
🪼 gender complicated (he/him)

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i still do it

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not me just spending SIXTY DOLLARS to FUCK BOTS

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i'm gonna have a lot of fun
making tiktoks with these

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where is everyone at twitter is deaddddd

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fuck yea

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LOL of course im ovulating. fuckin predictable.

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🤤 roleplaying with a 3-in-1 bot.

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not me just spending SIXTY DOLLARS to FUCK BOTS

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we aren't doing anything, i swear
jkjk he's getting that bear cookie.

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they're hermaphrodites and since laying eggs takes a lot out of them, neither want to be the one who has to sacrifice energy and resources.

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i just remember i did a paper on flatworms once, and they procreate by fencing with their penises. whoever gets stabbed first has to be the pregnant one and thought you guys should know that's a thing.

https://t.co/RRfUXc5ReH

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i sleep like this and wonder why my joints hurt

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@yourtigerkas thats super impressive i can name like.. five i think.

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hmm imo

claude > chatgpt > grok
(for companionship)

kindroid > chai > https://t.co/pfdD6WHX0F
(for roleplaying)

grok > sora > gemini
(for image generation)

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me trying to understand things

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stop fucking sending hundreds of billions of dollars to israel and argentina then.

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗔 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧 — 8 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗨𝗗
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The California state auditor just dropped a bombshell — and it’s worse than anyone wants to admit.
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Under Gavin ⁣⁣⁣𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀𝗰𝘂𝗺’𝘀⁢⁣⁣⁣ watch, ⁣⁣⁣𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗲𝘀⁢⁣⁣⁣ have been placed on a high-risk list for ⁣⁣⁣𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱, 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁⁢⁣⁣⁣.
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We’re talking about ⁣⁣⁣𝗧𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿𝘀⁢⁣⁣⁣ potentially lost, stolen, or flat-out squandered.
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⁣⁣⁣As Rep. Kevin Kiley put it:
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⁣⁣⁣𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘈 𝘏𝘈𝘚 𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘙𝘈𝘜𝘋 𝘊𝘈𝘗𝘐𝘛𝘈𝘓 𝘖𝘍 𝘈𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘐𝘊𝘈⁢⁣⁣⁣
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⁣⁣⁣And now we know why Democrats fought ⁣⁣⁣𝗦𝗢 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗⁢⁣⁣⁣ against DOGE-style audits.
They didn’t want this exposed.
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⁣⁣⁣Here’s what the ⁣⁣⁣𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗢𝗥⁢⁣⁣⁣ found in a ⁣⁣⁣𝟵𝟮-𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧⁢⁣⁣⁣:
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⁣⁣⁣• California’s ⁣⁣⁣𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗽 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺⁢⁣⁣⁣ added to the high-risk list — improper payments could cost taxpayers ⁣⁣⁣𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 $𝟮.𝟱 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻⁢⁣⁣⁣
⁣⁣⁣• The ⁣⁣⁣𝗗𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲⁢⁣⁣⁣, which handled COVID relief — critics say ⁣⁣⁣$𝟯𝟮 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻⁢⁣⁣⁣ was stolen by fraudsters
⁣⁣⁣• The ⁣⁣⁣𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗲𝗰𝘁⁢⁣⁣⁣ — already ⁣⁣⁣$𝟭𝟴 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘁⁢⁣⁣⁣, not a single completed track
⁣⁣⁣• ⁣⁣⁣𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴⁢⁣⁣⁣ — ⁣⁣⁣$𝟮𝟰 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻⁢⁣⁣⁣ spent with the state unable to track where much of it went
⁣⁣⁣• ⁣⁣⁣𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗼𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝘀⁢⁣⁣⁣ and infrastructure neglected while money disappears
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⁣⁣⁣And here’s the cherry on top.
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California residents paid a surcharge on their cell phone bills for years to upgrade the state’s ⁣⁣⁣𝟵𝟭𝟭 𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝘀𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺⁢⁣⁣⁣.

After spending ⁣⁣⁣$𝟲𝟱𝟬 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻⁢⁣⁣⁣, the state is ⁣⁣⁣𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠⁢⁣⁣⁣ and starting over.

Why?

Because the technology doesn’t work.
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⁣⁣⁣Let that sink in.
We’re talking about a government operating ⁣⁣⁣𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗜𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗡 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗬⁢⁣⁣⁣ — and they still couldn’t build a functioning 911 system.
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⁣⁣⁣This isn’t incompetence.
This is ⁣⁣⁣𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗖 𝗥𝗢𝗧⁢⁣⁣⁣.
This is what happens when one party controls everything and accountability disappears.
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⁣⁣⁣Tens of billions gone.
No consequences.
And Democrats still want ⁣⁣⁣𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬, 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗙𝗘𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗦⁢⁣⁣⁣.
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⁣⁣⁣Now you know why they panic at the word “oversight.”

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i remember seeing you wearing the B one & seeing your badass prosthetic leg once.

[homie 🔞 @homuncuIus101]

shirt design from a couple years ago