Seb Pollard

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@ThomasBenton I'll price cap wigan kebabs at £2. LOL

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@EJShone93 @DanNeidle

[John & Margaret @ukboomers]

Our lovely little holiday home in Cornwall. Our daughter asked if she could stay there with the kids this summer. Honey, we'd love to but it's booked on Airbnb all through August. £400 a night. We're not a charity. She earns £35,000 a year she can find a Travelodge.

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@g__j Many thanks for the 11 days notice on the reduction of the export rate from 15p to 12p. Clearly you are not making enough money with your inflated prices for import rates. #bringbackavro #areyoubritishgas

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@Cl13ppo @Rich565 I cannot deny i am LOVING the liverpool decline. Still waiting… LOL

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@TrisOsborneMP @Dennis_the_cat_ This is exactly the type of response that makes the public believe you (MP's in general) are completely up your own arse. What a smug condescending reply. you should be acting more proffessionally than this.

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@OWLSEsportsX

[Inspector Gadget @InspGadgetBlogs]

There are no words that can praise this police officer enough. 100% correct decision not to be suckered into an editted clip of police engaging with this simpleton.

[Ben Phillips @liturgicalben]

As today is the anniversary of the birth of The Duke of Gloucester, it gives me the opportunity to share this epic clip.

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@Suffragent_ Generally from my experience violent incidents at this level generally the most effective response is big strong police officers. I found the ex service men to be some of the most robust uniform PC’s. Happy to take direct orders and just get stuck in.

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@Suffragent_ Officers who have not even got involved in violent incidents as they are too scared. The main thing is she was there trying to do her job. At least she faced the danger unlike some i know of. Ultimately in the police there are incidents women are better than men and vice versa.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

BREAKING: US military launches air strikes against home studio being built by Jess Glynne.

“We’d received intelligence this facility was just weeks away from being operational,” a spokesperson said

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@ThomasBenton @au_tom_otive Absolute clickbait shite to be honest. Expected better from them.

[Alan Wright 🦫 @Alanw47]

A Thread.

Nicked from elsewhere, but the source is NOT anonymous and adds, in my opinion, some important context

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[Historic England @HistoricEngland]

Coventry, then and now. 👀

On the Burges in Coventry, our High Street Heritage Action Zone has restored and regenerated a forgotten part of the town.​​

We protect and support local historic places that communities can be proud of.

#HistoricHighStreets @HistCovTrust

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@Cl13ppo LOL!

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@history99917180 Or the first time you got allocated a car at briefing… Happy days.

[Seb Pollard @sebpolldark]

@history99917180 First time on independent foot patrol i had a lady attend the station to complain about me. Skipper called me back in and congratulated me on actually doing some Police work.