we boarded and de-planed TWICE already at CLT, delays pushing our flight from 9PM Friday to 5AM Saturday…. THEN, we get word the co-pilot slept in… and all we got were $12 meal vouchers @AmericanAir ? that we couldn’t even use bc everything was CLOSED by the time we got them??
i know @hankgreen is going through a Time rn but i genuinely hope he’s already found the game ‘good pizza great pizza’ bc a mindless pizza making game w ridiculous orders can only improve one’s time at least a little - if not, hank i think you’ll love this
@iarvis@aquahaz the pasta dump guy is a grieving vet cleaning out his parents house - he found 5 pds of stockpiled raw pasta and dumped it in the woods & now the police and town are refusing to release his identity to protect him from media
petition for @KeithHabs to re-do Subway Eat the Menu now that the menu has changed so he’s not just eating plain ass sandwiches and Subway has a fighting chance
@hankgreen Safety 100% - Lyfts are tracked, I can see immediately if they’re diverging from the given route, and also the payment at least feels more secure which is a plus
okay. okay. @dannygonzalez i need you to do a Renner update about everything going on with him lately - the accident, the excess of press, THE RENNERVATIONS SHOW ??? please??
i need @dannygonzalez to watch/react to Love at the Christmas Table — it’s my fav Christmas movie and i know it’s so bad he’d tear it up and i need that as a christmas gift pls danny
i think @Garrett_Watts as a human is a great reminder to embrace the chaos of life - cause that man harbors all of the same chaotic energy in my brain, only i’ve been trained to Push That Down. thanks for inspiring me to embrace my goblin boi energy garrett
y’all remember when kelsey & keith made the try guys on sims 4 back in their buzzfeed days? okay well if u want some material that aged super well, do urself a favor and watch those back.
stand out quote: “we were all rooting for ned”