Seb

i had to make this for med school and will no longer be giving medical advice | dog person | containee of multitudes | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[Seb @sebsoffline]

Lactated Ringers is the Kombucha of IV Fluids

[Seb @sebsoffline]

Inter-species discussions about NFTs…tax fraud…nuance

[Seb @sebsoffline]

delta rising, moon in omicron

[Seb @sebsoffline]

astrology, but all the signs are covid variants

[Seb @sebsoffline]

is it really gonna take the climate-denier generation dying off completely to finally get to work on saving the planet? Will we also be responsible for burying them somewhere that WONT flood away?

[Seb @sebsoffline]

public indifference to climate change is an act of violence onto younger generations

[Seb @sebsoffline]

@GoogleMyBiz I'd can you please ensure this google review (and others like it) do not get deleted as the owner of this establishment , CrossFit Hells Kitchen, has a record of flagging and silencing opposing views.

Below is a link to the review https://t.co/BHHNrsyp4G,,,

#BLM

[Seb @sebsoffline]

Is the queer-baiting of the LGBTQ+ identity by corporations every pride month homophobic ? If so who wants to go to hobby lobby they still have the old logo

[Seb @sebsoffline]

Why don’t blood drives want gay men to donate blood ? Gay blood has mystical properties how do you think we walk so fast

[Seb @sebsoffline]

I remember going to a blood drive in high school and this pasty woman pulled me aside and asked me if I have ever had sex with men. That was the day I learned that vampires were homophobic.

[Seb @sebsoffline]

https://t.co/r8GV5XjtqO

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

Have you ever worked at a job where you had to wear a tracker for 12 hours and administration expected you to answer your phone in the restroom, even though they were tracking you in real time and knew you just went to the restroom? I have. This is doctoring in corporate America.

[Seb @sebsoffline]

@jmugele the Fibrinog-Inn 🍀🍻

[Seb @sebsoffline]

@MDaware @jmugele This

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

joe rogan is gwenyth paltrow's goop for men.

[trash jones @jzux]

panic! at the cash register

[Seb @sebsoffline]

dermatologists hate her

[Rob @robrousseau]

free daycare is bad and no one wants it or likes it, according to this study from the Exxon Citibank Small Business Institute of Personal Freedom

[Seb @sebsoffline]

~~ 𝓽𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 ~~
lets
𝒹𝑜 𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔
and
𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕥
𝒹𝒾𝓈𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝒶𝓈𝒸𝒾𝑜-𝒸𝒶𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝑜𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝓋𝓊𝓁𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓉𝓎
so we can:
𝐿𝐼𝒱𝐸 simply
𝐿𝒜𝒰𝒢𝐻 often
𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸 deeply

[Seb @sebsoffline]

Looking for investors for my new Disease-themed Bar, here's the menu:

Gin&Tonic Clonic
Adderall spritz
Long Island Iced T-cell Lymphoma
Tequila Sundown
Sidecar-cinoma
taySachs on the beach
MaiTai-pe 1 Diabetes
Wolf Parkinson White Russian
ScrewDriver-ticulitis
Mint JuLeprosy