seabasstian

this machine kills fascists

[Roman Mars @romanmars]

Rejoice! Mini-Stories!

[seabasstian @sebstiyan]

@xedreisaid These gender reveal parties are fucking terrible anyway

[Crazy Frog @TrueCrazyFrog]

who up crazying they frog rn

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Norm of the North @NormOfNorth]

my norm is north af rn

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Death Stranding sequel seemingly confirmed by Norman Reedus - "We just started the second one." https://t.co/sxei7FOJlo

[satan 🇵🇸 @ITSYABOISATANAS]

MADAMING SIRANG VCMS KANINA TAPOS NGAYON SEAMLESS ANG TRANSFER NG RESULT? ANO YAN PBB TEXT VOTES??

[seabasstian @sebstiyan]

TAMANG 9-3 CURSE CLUTCH LANG KAYA PA ‘TO 🌷🌷🌷

[seabasstian @sebstiyan]

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world monocular

[seabasstian @sebstiyan]

@xedreisaid

[x!* @thatswhathexed]

THE BOYS DO BE SLEEPING @sebstiyan @leeexlutheeer

[NewsWatch Plus PH @newswatchplusph]

JUST IN: US prosecutors announced sex trafficking charges against Apollo Quiboloy, megachurch leader and President Rodrigo Duterte's spiritual adviser, for allegedly coercing girls and young women to have sex with him under threats of “eternal damnation" | @laratyan

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

@DYGalvezINQ Duterte: I'm not worried. Bahala kayo sa sa gusto niyo na tao. Ang akin lang, pagdating ng panahon, basta sinabi ko sa inyo: he is a very weak leader, except for the name... ang tatay... Pero siya, ano ang ginawa niya? | @DYGalvezINQ

[x!* @thatswhathexed]

we now live in a world where we have to accept the fact that the boss baby killed someone in point blank range

[seabasstian @sebstiyan]

DUDE ANG GANDA

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

You can actually play in the mud without being told off! You’ll find mud blocks in swamp biomes, but why not make your own, just add water to dirt!

Mud has other uses too; let it drip dry to make clay, or add sand and wheat into the mix to craft clay bricks!

[Minecraft @Minecraft]

And your winning mob is… the Allay! Woohoo, cookies – or any other items – for all!