Asset Backed Finance Guy

Esoteric ABS | Megafund Chad | Master of the Universe | professional euromaxxer

[forward deployed ccp gf @FangYi11101]

I don’t want to generalize, but of every asset class I’ve worked in, VC has the dumbest investors.

It’s not even a public/private split. PE investors are ruthlessly sharp.

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@JoshuaKushner Josh if I send you my resume can I work at Thrive

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@MarioNawfal @SohrabAhmari You’re a slop-peddler and a crypto scammer but okay lol

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@sumbody_stop_me We need a total ban on all midwesterners in the Square (Dimes)

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@FICMBondTrader r/thattotallyhappened

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

Kiki's Candlelight Vigil 🕯️
https://t.co/m0S8VrvsSN

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@teortaxesTex Rare moment of self awareness from Teortaxes

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable

ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?

ME: hey thanks man

ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

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@jakewoolf This is very good imo

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@HESaBSG Or worse, sneakers or - god forbid - dress sneakers

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

wdym you are 28 years old in midtown wearing a suit and a backpack?

are you late for your chemistry final?

grow up, buddy.

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@JBMason First fit way better - dark top + white shoes in second pic looks a little goofy (can’t quite put my finger on why though)

@rfkenmore, thoughts?

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@Ausar_theV1LE @deetmesquite @marketplunger1 Not my argument - I’m saying that drawing lines on charts is meaningless and absurd

[James @j1mmyfelon]

@gkamstra When the economics on your fund that has returned almost no dpi aren’t very good

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@chipflare He’s probably a PM

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@dalibali2 You’d have to be braindead to think DDOG was not going to be a huge beneficiary of the AI wave

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@nbhorwitz Hunterbrook… I was not familiar with your game…

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@TenYearNote He’s an absolute moron