Shane

carpenter bee dies when he finally leaves a sting

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Americans deadass voted for diarrhea forever in 2024 I hate this goddamn country man

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Roughly
A million minutes is 11 days.
A billion minutes is 33 years
A Trillion minutes is 32,000 years

Dont let the fact these words rhyme fool you.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Marjorie Taylor Greene:

Donald Trump texted me that if my son gets killed, I deserve it because I was a traitor to him. I’d probably get put in jail if I released the texts. That’s our president. That’s the man who says MAGA is everything he wants it to be.

[kikoodessin ☪︎ (pro halal mashallah) @kikoodessin]

Au moins c'est la surveillance des gentilles capitalistes !!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗 Heureusement que nous ne sommes pas sous le COMMUNISME !!!!!! 😡😡😡 sinon ce serait 1984 oh lala !!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[✨️ STRATOS ✨️ @Stratos_arts]

Also holder of my fav tweet ever

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Trump last week: We can’t afford health care.

Trump this week:

[onion person @CantEverDie]

our government is owned by saudi arabia, israel, and gambling websites

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

> Oracle is worth $400 billion

> Its founder is the third richest man on the planet

> Oracle reported a 22% revenue gain this quarter

Still they fired 30,000 employees over email to fund AI Data centers. You don't hate billionaires enough.

[Shane @secludedshaman]

☹️

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

A clip goes viral of a bird perfectly landing on Bernie Sanders' podium during a rally

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Earl x MIKE x SURF GANG 👀

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating

A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nation’s healthcare system.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Indeed.

[Ryan Dawson @RyLiberty]

They are not really after illegals. They are using illegals as an excuse to create a police state aimed at you.

[Seth Magaziner @SethMagaziner]

They pardoned 1600 Jan 6 rioters.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

In the past, even with George Floyd, the Trump gov did not rush to smear the man and called for an investigation. That every single member of this Nazi party immediately smeared this woman as a terrorist and defended her murder without even the pretense of impartiality is a massive escalation

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Border Patrol officers arrived at a Minneapolis high school while students were leaving and tackled, sprayed chemical irritants, and handcuffed parents and teachers.

Public high schools in Minneapolis have canceled classes for the rest of the week following the incident.

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

the government will kill you then this fucking loser will smug post about it on twitter.

[actually @CentristMadness]

Objectively racist garbage from a literal white supremacist. Why can’t people call this for what it is

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

You know it’s fucked when your government labels a scared, confused soccer mom a domestic terrorist.