Gen. Bark Turgidson

33 1/3 at one point | Mostly just a reply guy tbh | The jokes will get worse until morale improves | Can't lie, can drink | Uma ID: 188774298358

[Gen. Bark Turgidson @SecOfTheFence]

I used to think that "not being transphobic" was a weird hack to find reasonable people, until I realised that Transphobia was just a Conspiracy Theory. It's not easy to reason with people who believe in Flat Earth either, but one of those ideas has traction with elites, so.

[grape @Vitispi3]

hey! so my partner and i saw you from across the bar and we thought death would be too light a punishment for you

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is mental.

It is completely and utterly mental.

This should literally be illegal.

It is not unreasonable to ban politicians from being broadcast journalists FFS

[Gen. Bark Turgidson @SecOfTheFence]

@MenchOsint @bonzerbarry It got stuck up there!

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@ZackPolanski: "Andy Burnham.. needs to explain to communities their bins won't be collected, social services will collapse, libraries will be closed, because he's more worried about defending the genocide he's arming than working with Green councillors"

Well said Zack.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@ZackPolanski "I support everyones right to self determination but not at the expense of another group because thats racist"

Spot on. If self-determination requires the dispossession/displacement of another people its not self determination, its ethnic cleansing/colonisation

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

Hes selling it and it’s deeply embarrassing for all the leftist content creators who could do little more than complain about the optics.

[Eleanora (Stats for Lefties) 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

Under Polanski, the Greens now have:

🟢 1,295 seats (+441) on local councils
🟢 Majority control of 6 councils (+5)
🟢 2 elected Mayors (+2)
🟢 2 seats in the Senedd (+2)
🟢 Estimated local election vote of 18% (+7)

All of these = their best results EVER in each category.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"Do you think Israel has a right to exist?"

@ZackPolanski is spot on. No state has a right to exist. Did Rhodesia? Does the UK?

And this was🎯"The status quo right now is a one state apartheid state where Palestinians do not have the same freedom as Israelis, & that's racist"

[Gen. Bark Turgidson @SecOfTheFence]

I think it's notable just how many regressive causes are like this - absolutely not-reasonable hard-liners - and absolutely dog-walk moderate/undecideds because the things they ask for are small focused changes to the status quo. Evil can wait for their ultimate aim.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

I try to avoid hyperbole when it comes to discussing the "Gender Critical" mob because I believe that facts are much more useful, so it is important to be clear: a lot of TERFs are just straight up genocidal fanatics. Warped, dangerous people for whom hate has become an obsession

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Can we agree that that Zionism is Racism, in exposing that Labour has not changed on Palestine, and is willing to do everything to defend the genocide — including defaming thousands as “antisemites” — was a genius motion that completely exposed Burnham as no different to Starmer.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

it’s so funny that western media outright ignores these conversations and still acts like there’s a “two state solution” israel is committed to.

[The Notorious S.E.B. @bigseb31213]

All of the “serious warfighters” who were clapping like seals now that “politics wasn’t going to interfere with the military” are silent now that the US is fighting the most openly political war in its history, with strikes ordered and canceled depending on polls from Texas

[Joe Guinan @joecguinan]

“It is Labour which is returning again and again to Zionism, like a dog to its vomit.”

[Gen. Bark Turgidson @SecOfTheFence]

@nasuo0083 If we were fighting on their home soil, I'd avoid hurting them. But they are the invaders, so...

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Doesn't keep plasters in the house because he's "not a sissy" but wasted NHS time in A&E because of a cut from a Deliveroo bag staple

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

@Barnes_Joe @Telegraph 14/ As a result, Trump and Musk between them have effectively wrecked trust in US defence exports. They've shown how US military equipment can be weaponised in the most dramatic way possible, with complete disregard for the consequent loss of life.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

@Barnes_Joe @Telegraph 9/ What Musk has demonstrated is that the Starlink kill switch is real, that he personally controls it, and that he's willing to use it for purely personal reasons, against the interests of his own company and country. This is utterly disastrous for SpaceX's credibility.

[LDN @mylandsinorder]

TV licence to be extended to particularly vivid dreams.

[Bat'ko @batko_anarkhiya]

Every few years Elon unveils a new Mechanical Turk and I have to listen to the stupidest marks on planet earth incredulously demand that other people be suckers too lest they kill the fun

[Tom Blackburn @malaiseforever]

Most people roughly around 40 or younger have seen living standards get worse for their entire adult lives. Now the ruling class that inflicted that on them is badgering them to take part in World War III and wondering why there's no enthusiasm https://t.co/F2keUDhNWh